I’m fairly sure the surprise is some type of feces



I would have just shot your mom



I’d call that impressive



I hate to see penny arcade stoop to white ninja level, but w/e



I don’t support you all the way



WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA



Fwap Fwap Fwap Fwap Fwap



My girlfriend…Fuck you



A joystick covered in anal lube



I have a tiger, ask me about it



Zombies suck



Venom Sacs are passive violent, not aggressive violent



Masssive zombies suck massive cock



I beat that kid at games, I made him suck it down



They poisoned santa, brilliant



Cthulu is like the flying spaghetti monster, but considerably more deadly



You let them in once, and they want to come in every single goddamn time



An obvious stab at Japanese culture, Which is cunning, because that place is fubar



A pitcherful



Explosive



Its hard to believe that they believed so strongly that their emperor was god on earth that they killed themselves for him. SUPER MARIO 64!



Shut up, you have a favorite shirt too



Ah, urination in public


If I had a nickel for every time I’d said that, I’d have a bajillion



OMG I’ve been saying on a scale of 1-pirate and stuff like that, I guess this is where it came from



This just isn’t right, he’s not wearing a beret, he doesn’t have a goatee, and he isn’t pretending that his shit doesn’t stink



Never read the daily radar, but I heard they wouldn’t know a good game if it crapped in their mouth



I eat squid, its delicious



You see, the red team and blue team are locked in an eternal battle for flags



My computer rarely bites me



In that you game, you collected rings with a dolphin, it was ridiculous



That’s a dreamcast, and it was before the xbox had live



HOLY FUCK JEFF THOMAS



I think I have tribes 3, its good. With simon and garfunkel


Went gold means that they created the final production disc for repressing



that fucking happens to me every single fucking time



I cryed when I watched that movie too, but I was 7 not 27



I know you put gravel in your snowballs as a child you asshole



I haven’t



Bejewelled sucks, but I guess jesus and a girl like it…



Suicide is a little touchy for 8 balls



PSHCHEW lightsaber noises!



Phantasy star online, I bought it for 20$ and my fucking mags where BUTTERFLIES



Scavenge watches!



I made your cheerios into sadios…fuck



Because they will be out of work, btw the game sucked



How else would he afford the hospital bill?



The monkey demigod was for gay’s



The guys who pick heavy mech’s are retards



Tiresome Exposition! Exuberance!



An impressive barrage of insult



Enough controller to feed a small African nation



Some games have hard controls…



Well, I like to consider myself a comfortable mix, leaning more towards geek