Brainstorming for english 219.

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Louise is not looking to be struck with a revelation; she is overcome with freedom and release.

Louise is overcome with freedom which is life altering

Louise has an epiphany.

Louise is a stupid bitch and I hate this friggen essay.

70 Quirks about me:

1. Initials?: JLF

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?: sweatpants and t shirt
3. What's the last thing you ate? perogies

4. For or against same sex marriage?: For

5. I say Shotgun! You say: I like the back seat anyways

6. Last person you hugged? uhm, my mom

8. How many U.S. states have you been to? 2
9. What did your last inbox text message say?: MM I just found your supper you left here last week,,, so good.

10. Did you do anything fun today? no

11. Name something you like physically about yourself: hair
14. Why are you still up? .. 7 30 is not late

15. Who/What made you angry today? 55 dollar antibiotics that I had to buy! GRR
16. Favorite type of Food?: Fruit, popcorn, pieeee
17. Favorite holiday: Christmas.

18. Do you download music? yuppp

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? not really

21. Would you ever date the person who posted this? haha Mel? uhm, no hahaa shes like my sister from another mothaaa

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? yeah

23. Do you love anyone? yeahhh ofcourse

24. Do you like Bush?:HAH no

25. Have you ever bungee jumped? No!

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting: no.

27. Has anyone 10 years older than you flirted with you? yeah haha

28. How much money ya got?: like 300 dollars

29. Have you met a real redneck?: Uh yeah I live in alberta.

30. How is the weather? shitttyyy

31.What are you listening to right now? friends on tv.

32. What is your current fav song? hurricane - something corprate, or girlfriend by avril

33. What was the last movie you watched?: preminition SOO GOODD

34. Do you wear contacts: Nooooo

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?: The college

37. How many piercings and tattoo's have you had? 3 pericings

38. How many pets do you have? none

39. What's one thing you've learned?: everything happens for a reason.

42. Have you ever fired a gun: nooo

43. Are you missing someone? yesss

44. Favorite TV show?: Friends

45. Do you have an iPod?: nooo i'm not that cool

48. Who would you like to see right now? amberrr

49. Favorite movie of all time?: The little princess

50. Do you find yourself loved? yeah

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing? hahaha yeah

52. Favorite flower? bleeding hearts

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? all of the above

54. What Magazines are you reading? cosmo?

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yeeeeaaa.

56. Has anyone close to u passed away recently? Nooooo.

58. What's something that really bugs you?: people who drive super slow,

60. Do you like Michael Jackson? yeah I guess, I lke his music.

61. What’s your favorite smell? Love spell

62. Favorite basketball team? dont have one

63. Favorite cereal: oatmeal crunch

64. Do you drive? yesssss.

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?: I dunno 24 hours

66. Last time you went bowling?: a few months ago

68. Who was your last phone call?: my mom

69. WHERE'S 69??? what?

70. What's your favorite state to be in? bc? if thats a state, more of a province lol

From Kaley's BLOG.

You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing
machines work.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is due.

"Oh shit how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at
least once a night.

Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.

You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas
You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to read the
menu.

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
You live for getting mail.

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

Prank phone calls become funny again.



Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.


The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.




BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...

That it didn't matter how late my first lecture was, I'd still sleep
through it.

That I could change so much and barely realize it.

That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here cares.

That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so
dressed up.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if you got good a-levels, so what? It doesn't matter here.

That I would go to a party the night before an exam or essay
due-date.

That you can know everything and fail a test.

That you can know nothing and ace a test.

That I could get used to almost anything found out about my
friends.

That most of my education would be obtained outside of lectures.

That friendship is more than getting drunk together but that's
still funny......!

That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.

That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really
Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is
really Maths.

That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few
years.

That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by
friends.

Don't be dismayed at good-byes, a farewell is necessary before
we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or a
lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.

I never knew it was physically possible for me to be so
embarassing while intoxicated
the last few weeks have been soo much fun
but I seriuosly think I need to cut down on the alcohol consumtion
6/10 days of drinking = Jen becomes retarded
I can't believe I tried to fight a guy.
Hah.

Repost with your sign and eye color....Then everyone knows how you really are!

LEO: Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at sex. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find, but good when found.

CANCER: Most amazing kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet. Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.


SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring, and Funny.


LIBRA: Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in Bed. Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with, they'll make you cry. The most irresistible.


ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed.


AQUARIUS: Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. a great Fighter, that will knock your lights out. (Amazing in bed.)


GEMINI: Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the hell out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. Ultra sexy. The most irresistable.




PISCES: Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.


CAPRICORN: Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible. Awes0me kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Very sexy. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first so you'll never forget. Smart.


*TAURUS: Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual. Sexy. Most caring person you will ever meet. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with.


SAGITTARIUS: Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High sex appeal. Rare to find but great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in bed. Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up crying.

7 Deadly Sins

WRATH
01. Who did you last get angry with?
My sister because she doesn't even like me anymore.
02. What is your weapon of choice?
uh what?
03. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I guess but not hard, unless they were attacking me
04. How about of the same sex?
I'd give them a light tap. I'm a lover not a fighter haha.
05. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Amber when she said " Jen stop dancing " haha justt jokes. Uhm acutally I have no idea.
06. What is your pet peeve?
when I pour ceral and get it all ready and find out there is no milk. Or when people don't go the speed limit, or don't know how to merge.
07. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I usually keep grudges but after a while I let em' go.

SLOTH
01. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?
showered haha
just kidding I showered on saturday night and it's monday... and i'm going to shower before bed so don't panic guys.
02. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
like 9 pm the next night
03. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
Uhm - I don't know. Chance probably.
04. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"People that don't give out valentines day cards commit suicide."
05. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
yeah sometimes - they put you in a trance somtimes and it takes you a while to even realize what you're watching.
06. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
1/2 hour ago when I was at the gym.
07. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
4 haha.

GLUTTONY
01. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Yugo Juice.
02. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
whiteee
03. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
My 18th birthday I had :
21 shots of tequila
3 shots of rum
5 random shots.
11 drinks.
TANKKKKK!
04. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
uh? no i'm 18.
05. Do you have an issue with your weight?
I got a little bit of a gut but i'm not fat.
06. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
salty, or flavourful.
07. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH?
....uhhhhhh

no have you? cause thats kinda scary.


LUST
01. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
um 13? from what I can think of off the top of my head lol.
02. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
hahahah uhhh
I don't know.
03. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
ohh yeahhhh
04. Have you "done it"?
have you? hahaha yeah I have.
05. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
eyes smile arms but and hands
06. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
what?
07. do you feel lust for someone of the opposite sex at this moment in time:
i'm filling out a servey?

GREED
01. How many credit cards do you own?
haha my family won't let me get one.
02. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Aldo or shoppers drug mart
03. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it??
travel everywhere around the world and buy my mom and dad each their own places and send them both on vacation.
04. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich
05. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
nooo I couldn't do that.
06. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yup
07. How many MP3s are on your harddrive?
I don't know I just got my lap top so not that many.

PRIDE
01. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
hmmm - I'm not sure acutally.
02. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
I dont know, that i'm going to college I guess.
03. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
When I die I want people to say that I was a passionate and loving and always cared about others.And I want to make a difference in someones life.
04. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
nooo first the worst second the best...duh.
05. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
I don't have skills hah
06. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
yeahh
07. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I ran 3 laps without my stupid leg cramping YAY.

ENVY
01. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
A boyfriend haha.
02. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
I dont know.
03. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
I don't want to be anyone else lol
04. Have you ever been cheated on?
kinda but not really.
05. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
uh yeahhh ofcourse.
06. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
boy shape, or skin tone/ colour
07. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?:
Loveeee...if thats a sin haha.

FREE TREE!

Okay so, My little sister has a bunny, it's really sweet
But she doesn't have time to take care of it, and we need to find it a good home where it doesnt live in its own poo and starve to death half the time.
If you want to give your bunnie a nice home where it will be looked after properly, or know a farm, or someone who would want it, or a place where it could go to be with other bunnies
( because it is lonely and needs to be around other bunnies, It's depressed )
Let me know.
It's not very old, maybe a year probably not even
Its cute and white with caramel spotting, very soft
and it's name is Tree.
Yes - tree.
Let me know!


FREE TREE!

So i'm moving away in 3 days.
I'm really excited, I feel like this is exactly what I need. But I can't help but be sad, i'm leaving the people I care about the most.
It sounds so stupid but it makes me so sad to leave earls, because I had so many good times there, and now I feel like I don't really have anything to talk about.
All my storys and jokes came from there.
I'm going to miss amber and her family so much, i've known them forever and I always have a good time when I'm over there. It's comforting to have them in my life because they've always been around. Since I was in kindergarden, Amber, melissa, kim and I all grew up together and leaving them behind breaks my heart.
I'm really going to miss my family because they are always there for me. And now I wont really have my mom or sister to go to when I need to talk.
I'm sad to leave trasha and sarah behind, they are basically my only girl friends that I have that I know wont turn around and talk shit about me behind my back to half the earls staff lol.

I'm super excited to leave and make new friends, but i'm going to miss everyone i'm leaving behind sooo effing much.
I'll be back to visit
Goodbye calgary

COME TO MY BIRTHDAY
SATURDAY THE 25th
COWBOYS AT TEN
BRING WHOEVER!
<3

12 Months of Questions

JANUARY
1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?
probably, I dont remember what they were though.
They were probably like "im going to get off my ass and stop being so damn lazy and work out!"

2. Who kissed you at midnight?
Umm, Bryan. lol except it was probably after midnight cause I think we missed the count down.

3. Does it snow where you live?
yessss!

4. Do you like hot chocolate?
I like it but im allergic to it. Well maybe not allergic. But it makes me sick, same with choclate milk.

5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
No I wish.

FEBRUARY
1. Who was your Valentine?
Bryan lol.

2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class?
YES! I miss that it was so much fun.

3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
No lol, I couldnt care less.

MARCH
1. Are you Irish?
a little.

2. Did you wear green on St. Patty's Day?
I dont remember, but I dont think I have anything green, if I did I would.

3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006?
Went to school.

4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
Yeah, But I get excited for every season. I dont know why, its always a nice change.

APRIL

1. Do you like the rain?
I LOVE the rain.

2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
I dont think I even remembered it was april fools this year haha.

3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter?
I got enough.

4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
every day! hahaah no im SOO kidding. I think i've only celebrated it once.

MAY
1. Did you graduate?
GRAD 06 =)

2. Do you like the spring?
Yes. Except I hate how its too cold for a t shirt and too warm for a winter coat.

3. Do you celebrate Mother's Day for your mom?
I LOVE MY MOTHERR

4. What is the first color you think of when you think of spring?
Lime green.

JUNE
1. Did you have a summer job?
Sure did.

2. Did you realize nothing special happens in June?
Well I graduated in june, that was pretty special.

JULY
1. What did you do on the Fourth of July?
I was in BC with bryan and brandi and we went to this thing in fernie and got drunk.

2. Did you go on any vacations during this month?
Yeah I went to my cabin.

3. Do you blast the A/C all day?
In the summer, well my car doesnt have airconditioning, I blast it by rolling down the windows and sticking my head out!

AUGUST
1. Did you get anything special at the end of the summer?
I got my boyfriend back. lol that didnt last very long, but it was good at the time!

2. What was your favorite summer memory of '06?
CABIN! and the first time I used my fake Id and caiti and went on a pub crawl!

3. Did you have a sunburn?
Yeah lol

4. Did you go to the beach a lot?
I went once.

SEPTEMBER
1. Did you attend school/college in '06?
Nopee

2. Who is/was your favorite teacher?
I liked a few.

3. Do you like fall better than summer?
kinda. I dont know.

OCTOBER
1. What was your favorite Halloween costume?
umm The best one was when I was a ninja turtle.

2. What's your favorite candy?
I dont know lol.

3. What did you dress up as last year?
I just like threw on a bunch of clothes ahah I was like a cowgirl freek.

NOVEMBER
1. Whose house did you go to for Thanksgiving?
I stayed at my house.

2. Do you love stuffing?
No ew.

3. What are you thankful for?
My family and friends and my new car!

4. Have you ever made it to the Macy's Parade in NYC?
No.

DECEMBER
1. Do you celebrate Christmas?
YES I LOVE CHRISTMAS.

2. If not, what do you celebrate?
Everything. Hump day.

3. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
I think so yess.

4. Get anything special last year?
I got a lot of great things!

5. What do you want this year?
A lap top LOL FOR SCHOOL. Andd victorias love spell.

6. Do you like cold weather?
Not really. But I like winter activities.

7. What do you like most about the holidays?
Family and fun.

J- Everyone loves you.
E- Freaken good kisser.
N- You are absolutely gorgeous.
N- You are absolutely gorgeous.
I- You have a fine butt
F- People adore you.
E- Freaken good kisser.
R- Freaken sexy.

hahahahah

What Does Each Letter In Your Name Have To Do With Your Personallaty?

A- Easy to fall in love with
B- You like people.
C- You're wild and crazy.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
F- People adore you.
E- Freaken good kisser.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality
I- You have a fine butt
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You are really silly.
L- You live to have fun.
M- Success comes easily to you.
N- You are absolutely gorgeous.
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Freaken sexy.
S- You like to drink.
T- You're loyal to those you love.
U- You really like to chill.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- One of the best bfs/gfs ne1 could ask for
Z- Always ready.

Leave your name and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you
4. I'll tell you something I like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your own blog

---------------NOVEMBER--------------------

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest women (Laci & Lexi) are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

And I love my sister <3
Black*Heart