Hey im Matt.I used to pretty much live in Drayton Valley, but not anymore....seeing as my bestfriend (who used to live there) moved to Australia. But no i live in whitecourt . I have an amazingly beautiful girlfriend,Vicki shes everything to me. I basically live to play guitar and hangout with my friends, thats my abbrieviated life.... BUT WAIT THERES MORE...........



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Top Reasons to be A Guy

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
Movie nudity is virtually always female
A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter
Old friends dont give a crap whether you've gained or lost weight
When clicking through the channels, you dont have to stall every shot of someone crying
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
You can leave the hotel bed unmade
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow
Sex means never worrying about your reputation
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry
You dont have to curl up to a hairy butt every night
If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices
You can write your name in the snow
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat
Flowers fix everything
You can wear a white shirt to the waterpark
You can whip off your shirt on a hot day
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from gettin laid
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
You never have to drive on to another gas station because this ones just too skeevy
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing
You dont have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment
Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75.00
You dont have to mooch off others desserts
If you retain water, its in a canteen
The remote is yours and only yours
Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked
If you dont call your buddy when you say you will, he wont tell your other friends you've changed
You can rationalize any behaviour with the handy phrase "screw it"
If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you might just become lifelong buddies
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"



.:The Court:.my get away, my sanctuary, my home.:14:.my number, my pride, my reputation.:Middle:.my passion, my responsiblility, my place.:Volleyball:.my life, my dream, my inspiration

kickin it old school