Hey whats up? This is my page, leave a comment . So lets see... My name is Brendon, I am an apprentice machinist for Tenet Medical Engineering.. I know, its sweet. Im 5'11, I have spiked brown hair, Im in love with the most amazing girl EVER!




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Lisa! (Bandie*mwah)
hey baby! You are the absolute best thing in the world to me! You make everyday amazing! I want to thank you for everything you have ever done to make me as happy as i am! You are my inspiration for all that I do and I love you so much for it! You are the reason that I am where I am in life and owe all of it to you. I dont know where I would be without your guidance Lisa. Not only are the best girlfriend I could ever dream of having, you are also my best friend. I promise to spend all my life doing everything i can just to make you smile... I will be yours you forever Lisa! Love Forever and Always!!!

Colleen! (No nexus)
Hey Colleen, well lets count. E.C.S.-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12. that makes.. 13 years! Allow me to say... SHIT YEAH! Friends for life! I dont even need to say that we have tons of memories. To be honest, I dont even remember all of em. There are way to many! What would life be like without you? Well i dont remember (after 13 years!!!!). You are an awesome person and my best friend! You couldnt be a nicer person. Yes we have had our share of arguements, even though i caused all of them... lol, but we always end up getting over it and we continue our amazing friendship, thank you for being there for me and i love ya lots!

E-Riegz! (E.Riegz)
Watssup bitch! yo man, we finally graduated hey? Aw man so many memories! Pepsi kicks the shit out of Coke, but you already know that. im sure you forgot this one... "thanks for breaking glass where my children play..." yeah man. so we gotta hang out tons this summer all right! you me and Strider we'll all go biking and shit. so ill talk to you later. peace![/color]

Jess! (Equestrian:j)
Hey Jess! I've been thinking about it and I've come to the conclusion that you are not allowed to leave Calgary to go to college! We have become to good of friends for you to move away, so TOO BAD! lol, jk, fine you can go as long as you promise to come back and visit ok? thanx for the memories! later!

Jenna (JennaCaer)
Well well well... jenna jenna jenna... will you lay off the J.B.C.'s already? Damn... haha. oh man good times there. As well as herpes. So high school is done, therefore I can no longer make fun of you every day. So that just means that i will need to double my efforts when i see you lol. Mua ha ha ha!!! jk... sortof. Well anyways, things have come a long way between us hey? But it all turned out for the best. We are great friends and we can hang out whenever cuz shool is finally done. yay! Anyways see you around!

Other friends with inside jokes/sayings/Etc....

Jackie-Family Guy!

Lindsay D.-40 year reunion!

Alliey-You are FAT!

Lyle-You're penis is hanging out...

Tom-shu'gunk!

-Lisa! (this is my baby!)

-Being in love. BEST FEELING EVER!

-Hanging out with friends

-Working out

-Money ( and lots of it to! $$$)

-Playstation (The best system ever! As well as the amazing classics like Nintendo and some games for nintendo 64, like Zelda)

-White ninja comics (they are so pointless its funny! If you did not laugh at the ones shown above, you have no sense of humour and should have left this page a long time ago...)

-Movies (Renting or going out to see them)

-Sleeping in really late

-Lisa

-Music (Blink 182 was the most awesomest band in the world... ...)

-Swimming

-Biking

-Running

-Skiing(?) i guess... havent done that in a few years

-Lisa

-FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-If you couldnt tell, by "Family Guy", I really just mean Stewie. As a matter of fact...

-Druggies (If your life is so horrible that you need to do drugs to make it "Better", then you have serious issues and you should be in therapy. So this means stop reading my page and go and get help.)

-Cheaters (If you want to fool around with someone else then end the fucking relationship! Why ruin your girlfriend/boyfriends life by cheating on them, when yours is obviously fucked up enough.)

-Racists (Who the fuck cares what color people are. That makes a difference how?)

-Sexists
(Guys... stop fuckin trashing girls. There are plenty of things that no guy can do that girls can. Look at what mothers have to go through! I know I couldnt do half of the things that they need to do!
Gr 12. Biology 30. Watching a movie of a lady giving birth... oh man, I respect women SO MUCH after seeing what they gotta go through.... So stop being sexist, grils are great, move on with life.

Girls... stop fuckin trashing guys. If a guy cheats on you or breaks up with you for some stupid reason and you immediatly consider all guys to be "Stupid Pigs"... get over yourself. Dont be stupid. No not all guys are like that. Those of you looking for the "Bad Boy" image, are likely to get a guy who treats girls like shit. So just stop looking for guys like that.)

-Sluts (Get off your knees and do something with your life)


-Hitler

-Waking up so early for work

-X box... Face it people, it sucks!

-STUPID PEOPLE!

-Repeats of family guy on sundays. SUNDAYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NEW!!!

-Robin (my step dad, also a dirty little hoe)

If anybody actually read this whole page, you just wasted a lot of time ! But thanx for wasting it on MY page! Leave a comment!