MEGAN'S THEORIES:
1. Why guys don't like costco:
"cuz things come in big packages there, that must be why girls love costco. Guys hate costco....it intimidates them. They can't measure up.
Costco...is in fact, a representation of our sexual needs, and sexual intimidation."
(How Samantha Jones like to create an analogy of Costco to sex)
2. The music industry needs someone to die to keep things moving along, and interesting. For example, lets say Britney Spears died. All hell would break loose, bombs would be dropping, osama bin laden would be running around with missiles, president bush would stop whacking off. But trust me pop princesses...life will go on, unless your emo, then you will just end up killing yourself whenever you hear that song that was "yours and your ex-whatever sex's" song...so sad
3. There is an international time frame that everyone is accustomed to. I mean, how often have you had a long silence on msn or something, then when you figure okay, i gotta say something, it says the other person is typing...like wtf, at the same time...then you are like okay lets see what they say, so you stop typing...then they stop too to see what you were going to say, then the vicious cycle continues.
4. this one was inspired by jean who said:
"omg it bothers me so much when in nex ppl have a HUGE list of bands that they like under likes and thats it"
Now here is my take on this...yes jean it is bothersome. I went to a party the other day, meet some new people, and yes chelsea, i remember her name it was jacinta...and the first question they asked me, was not what is my name, or what school i go to...it was what bands do you like...and i was thinking (Drunk thinking that is)...is that what our world has become? Lets grade your personality on the bands that you listen to, like umm okay? Everyone has preference, and i don't think the music makes the person..unless you are a singer then it does. Our rating system has dropped good looks off of its cliff, and has taken up musical preference as its top priority. But here is my theory, if our ears were all cut off this day in age...there would be a mass suicide attempt...and it would succeed.
P.S. the emo kids would die first
5. ooooo a new one...excited? This one comes from chelsea/curtis interweb lub so cudos to you! lol
so you know those really annoying e-mails that you get that are surveys. well surveys are okay..only if they are filled out and then you get to read juicy details about your friends. But you know the ones im talking about the reversed-surveys...ya the GAY ONES! the ones where your friends make YOU WORK so they can figure out what they are like...how stupid is that? If you don't know yourself i suggest you are just too SELFISH WITH OTHER PEOPLES LIVES, so pay attention to your own...now that that is done, lets move on, so a question on one of these "reversed surveys" was:
do you ever think about me offline?
okay....umm are you serous...thats a question now?....So here is the theory...obviously relationships are taking on new tolls as technology advances and diseases spread. See ppl faer of getting sick with an illness makes them go on the interweb to find their love...cuz if your sexual tension p0wns you and your ugly, well hell its okay, cuz u have a keyboard, and all the free porn access at your fingertips, horray!
So relationships are gaining new phases this day in age....forget about the..."are you past the holding hands stage yet?" (thanks mum)..the new stages are:
a) think about you when your online
b) think about you when your offline
Obviously the second one shows you and your significant other have true potential since you can get aroused in ways other than being on a computer/webcam...which is great guys! Must be true love
Those still in stage (a) are obviously still working out their relationship and getting past those awkward silences stages and the hot sexual tension phase.
So in a nut shell, if i think about you when you are offline...wow baby, you have made it into my good books....thats you chelsea dubeau
6. Okay this theory is in congrats for ashley for joining the nex community of perverts, creepers, megans, and horny toads! WELCOME ASHLEY!!!
So it seems that ashley attracts pink entusiasts, crazy ugly-female looking pirate men, and army soldiers doing the "shocker" while riding a giant tank...exciting so here it is not so much a theory but a pee your pants kinda fun thing:
Answer truthfully to the following one question:
you most often get people coming after you that are
a) like pink
b) like patches
c) like pirates
d) are pink eye-patched pirates
If you chose A congrats...YOUR A GAY MAGNET! might as well just turn homosexual for the fun of it!
If you chose B...horray, your eyes are bleeding and ppl will be like" here boy, here patches!" and you will look...but they are really calling for their dog
If you chose C....arrrrrr you are officialy the master at these math problems (a)(ar)(arr)(arrr)(arrrr)...if you dont appreciate that then you obviously arent math 12 literate!
If you chose D...then you are Ashley Greaves and creepers with nexopia nicknames arrXcore are officialy wanting you...to want them ; )
All my theories are created from conversations with Chelsea ( and number 4 from Jean), i expect i will get more as our friendship continues to blossom and grow. I heart you chelsea(and jean!)!!!
