"Dear Creepy Porn Cameraman,

We are quite dissatisfied with your overall involvement in the pornographic industry. There have been countless complaints and grievances against you and everything you do.

In short, we would like to ask you to please remove yourself from all future pornographic videos. For your convenience, we will specifically state in this letter what we'd like you to stop doing immediately.

We would appreciate it if you would refrain from talking throughout the duration of the film. Your husky, raspy voice is unwelcome, and actually quite creepy.

Furthermore, it's quite difficult to maintain an erection when we hear your continuous, unsolicted commenting inregards to how "hot and wet" the girl is. We are accutely aware that the girl is "hot" and have come to the conclusion that she will eventually be "wet", since we are in fact tuning in to watch this pornographic video. Needless to say, you're simply stating the obvious. The exclusion of your ongoing commentary would be greatly ap