[Holy i havent been on here since i was 16 ..............i just randomly thought i should see if i remember my password.......well things have changed and My family still puts on a rodeo at Medicine Lodge which is a gooder of a time . Im 19 now at college.............its pritty wicked..... if anyone wants to chat find me on facebook lol (having my 2 six of whiskey taken away
by an old fat bitch and then getting caught calling her that by her son.....akward... we
eventually stole whiskey back neways ha ha)...[/center][/color][/size]
I saw a woman with a sweatshirt that said
"Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
"Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
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If You've Ever Pushed A Door
That Said Pull.
my hamster died the other nite...
it fell asleep at the wheel
he who laughs last thinks the slowest
Thank drunk im not god!!!
So there's two blondes in Texas having a discussion.
One goes to the other: "Which do you think is farther?
Florida or the Moon?" The other replys with "Helllooo??
Can you see Florida???!!"
Of course it's always the last place you look...
why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it??
why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it??
One day, a guy left his friend to take care of his house while he was on vacation.
A few days after he leaves, the guy calls and asks for his cat. " Well, he's kinda
dead." The guy says,"you should have told me more gently! You should have said
he was on the roof, then that you couldn't get him down, and then taht he accidently
fell and passed away." so they end the conversation, and a few days later the guy
calls again. "How's my mom?" he asks. "Well, she's on the roof..."
A state trooper pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road and says, "Ma'am, is there
a reason why you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank
goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right
in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then,
I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" The officer reached
through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air
freshener."
a reason why you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank
goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right
in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then,
I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" The officer reached
through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air
freshener."
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic
teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why
do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually
I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why
do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually
I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
Ok, so theres a French guy, a Canadian guy, and an American guy stranded on a
boat in the midle of the ocean. The boat is sinking because there is too much weight
on it. All the guys decide to throw some of their stuff out. The french guy throws out
bottles of wine, "We 'ave too much of 'dis in my country". The American throws out
a computer, "I've gots too many of these in my country" Then the Canadian guy
throws out the French guy, "We have way too many of these in our country!"
A father finds his son praying at night. 'God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma.
Ta ta Grandpa.' The father finds this odd, but doesn't think too much of it. The next
morning the grandfather dies. The father remembers the night before, but doesn't say
anything. That night, the son prays, 'God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.'
The father hopes that nothing happens to the grandmother. Sure enough, the next morning
the grandmother dies. At this point the father gets really scared. That night, the son
prays "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy". The father stays up all night long, frightened.
Early in the morning he goes to the doctor to make sure everything is fine. When he
comes home, his wife is waiting frantically in the driveway and yells "Honey, come quick!
The milkman just dropped dead on the porch!"
Ta ta Grandpa.' The father finds this odd, but doesn't think too much of it. The next
morning the grandfather dies. The father remembers the night before, but doesn't say
anything. That night, the son prays, 'God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.'
The father hopes that nothing happens to the grandmother. Sure enough, the next morning
the grandmother dies. At this point the father gets really scared. That night, the son
prays "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy". The father stays up all night long, frightened.
Early in the morning he goes to the doctor to make sure everything is fine. When he
comes home, his wife is waiting frantically in the driveway and yells "Honey, come quick!
The milkman just dropped dead on the porch!"