Hi, I'm Mattoon. If you don't know who I am, that's your loss. For serious, I'm awesome.

Hello all you boys and girls!
I'd like to take you to the inside world.
It's quite an irregular place to be
But never fear, you're safe with me.


......Well, maybe.

VIDEO OF THE WEEK (Idea Stolen from Brian)

Zimmer's Hole - While You Were Shouting At The Devil...We Were In League With Satan

FUCK YES.

Here is, however, a short list of bands that will gain you my love and adoration ( In alphabetical order no less!). Listen up!

- 3 Inches of Blood
- Aeon
- All Shall Perish
- Amon Amarth
- Anal Cunt
- Andy McKee (totally, he rocks)
- Antigama
- Arsonists Get All The Girls*
- Arch Enemy
- The Autumn Offering (sounds emo, but they're not)
- Behemoth
- Beneath The Massacre*
- The Black Dahlia Murder
- Big D And The Kids' Table (Yes, some of it isn't metal)
- Blind Guardian*
- Brain Drill*
- Boards of Canada
- Cannibal Corpse
- Car Bomb
- Cattle Decapitation
- Caustic
- Cephalic Carnage*
- Children of Bodom
- Cryptopsy
- Daft Punk
- Decrepit Birth
- Deicide
- Demon Hunter
- Demonoid
- Demons And Wizards*
- Despised Icon
- Destroy Destroy Destroy
- Devildriver
- The Devin Townsend Band
- Devourment
- Dragonforce
- Dying Fetus
- Exodus
- Fear Factory
- Flogging Molly
- God Dethroned
- GWAR
- Hate Eternal
- Iced Earth
- Infected Mushroom
- Job For A Cowboy
- Kalmah
- Kataklysm
- Kill Whitney Dead*
- Lamb of God
- Last Days of Humanity
- Led Zeppelin
- Mastodon
- MC Frontalot*
- Meshuggah
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- Missing In Action
- Necronaut
- Nile
- NOFX
- The Offspring
- One Man Army And The Undead Quartet
- Opeth
- Pantera
- Pig Destroyer
- Primus*
- Psyopus*
- Queens Of The Stone Age
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Rumplestiltskin Grinder
- Skyfire
- Slayer
- Strapping Young Lad
- Suicide Silence
- Tenacious D
- Trenchhead
- Vader
- Vital Remains
- Waking The Cadaver
- Winds Of Plague
- Zimmer's Hole


Fuck yea!

I hate being asked to tell people what I hate, because someone ALWAYS has a problem with it.

Thank you.