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I recently graduated from a management diploma program and am going on to UofL in the fall to get my masters in human resources/industrial and labour relations.
In addition to my extremely dull educational credentials, I'm slightly obsessive compulsive, and have a hard time with uncleanly bathrooms.
My dream is to be a rockstar, alas as I'm a realist, (and also a narcissist) I realize that my lack of talent will prohibit me from ever becoming remotely rockstar-esque.
My thumbs look like tiny toes.
I'm the biggest loser I know.
I'm also an athiest, so let's not talk about God.

Current things:
Reading: Novels
Concentrating on: Being less of a downer, getting my house clean
Looking forward to: Fully melting my brain watching MTV, and eating cookies from time to time.

-The OC. It's like a carwreck, you know you shouldn't be watching because it's terrible, but you just can't tear your eyes away..
TJ and I watch the OC togther. We both love Seth.

-postsecret.blogspot.com - Controversy that renews itself every Sunday.

-Sunglasses, shoes, purses

-Music: Metric, The Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, The Weakerthans, The Killers, The Donnas, Modest Mouse, James Blunt, Jack Johnson, John Lennon, End of Fashion, Of Montreal, The Apples in Stereo, Hole, Lemonheads, Lamb, the 6ths, the Smiths, Sneaker Pimps, Spacehog, Dubstar, Camera Obscura, My Morning Jacket, Kill Hannah, OK Go, Yeah yeah yeahs, Snow Patrol, Roykstopp, Elefant, the Postal Service, Muse, Rooney, the Rasmus, Razorlight, Action Action, Fuzzy, Rogue Wave, Brazilian Girls

-Movies worth mentioning: Almost famous, Dazed and Confused, Detroit Rock City, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Saved!, Strike!, the Virgin Suicides, Garden State.

-Authors: Sarah Dessen, Maeve Binchy, Charles de Lint, Dan Brown
-Books worth mentioning: Dreamland, The DaVinci Code, He's just not that into you, Be honest: You're not that into him either

-Best lines: "My spoon is too big", "I am a BANANA", "Why am I always the little spoon!?", "Let's go make some coffee"

-People who can't spell.

-People in general.

-I most likely dislike you.

-The following phrases: "Whatnot", "Your mama", "Touch base", "Dick-all nothing", "DRUGS!", "As of late"