+I am a Bard. I do most anything to Entertain that my body will let me do.... and I've been known to do a few things it wont *Thus My Sword Throat as of Recent* **Yep, I mean Sword, not sore**

+Also Known As: Spike, Midnite, Woofie, Izzy, Mina, Kitty, James-e, Old James, Wheels, Fuck(and/or Love) Muffin, Sweetums (Like the Muppet)


+What Do I do:
1. I'm an Average Artist whose focus is drawing
2. I'm a singer whose of average talent (Canadian Idol Fer 2007 Boys and Girls)
3. I'm a Writer without a focus (Thus My 300 and still going Page Novel (More Closely to epic))
4. I'm a Wrestler Of Sub-Standard Training
5. I'm a Student, wanting to Focus in anthroopology/Archeology/Ancient History
6. I'm a Geek. Sideshow Wise, though I do enjoy a good arguement about Star Wars now and then
6.5. What I perform:
+Human Blockhead
+Fire Breathing
+Fire Eating
+Mental Flossing
+Bed of Nails
+Sword Swallowing (Approx 10 inch Blade)*Up until a Bout with wicked flu and Cough In january 2006*
+Human Dart Board (Discovered Incidentally 2003 at a bar)

+I am Currently Working a Menial Job, Making Average Pay Whilst aspiring to Go somewhere in this world with at least ONE of my Many Abilities.

+ I Am a Wrestler in the Renegade Wrestling Federation based outta Saskatoon Saskatchewan. First and Third tuesday of the month, Come See me Mess folks up!

I Hopefully Start into University in January 2007.
Til Then, I'm Working, Wrestling, Drawing and Hammering Foriegn Objects into my Cranium for My own Self Improvement.

Sex ~+~ Wolves ~+~ Women ~+~ Art ~+~Friends ~+~ Music ~+~ politics ~+~ Spirituality ~+~ environmentalism ~+~ Coffee ~+~ Halloween ~+~ Any holiday that can be a fire festival ~+~ Cats ~+~ My friends ~+~ Jesus Christ ~+~ Filmmaking ~+~ Muppets ~+~ Anthropomorphic art ~+~ ~+~My Beast of an Electric Guitar ~+~ My New Pretty Guitar~+~ Pornography ~+~ Shocking People ~+~ Jiffy Markers ~+~ Female Bass Players ~+~ Dystopic Novels/ Films ~+~Theology ~+~Aliester Crowley ~+~ Equality ~+~ Flavored Lube/massage oil ~+~ Women in uniforms ~+~ Nudity ~+~ Rats ~+~ Troma Films~+~ Impliments of BOndage (Not Sexually)~+~ Electric Tape ~+~ Ribbons ~+~ Religious paraphenalia(IE: Bibles, crosses, Toras, Books, Symbols)~+~ Writhe and Shine ~+~ Misfile ~+~ Wrestling ~+~ Sideshows/freakshows ~+~ Geek Tricks. . . .

Stupid ~+~ Preps ~+~ Emo ~+~ Rap ~+~ Fascism ~+~ Racism ~+~ Pollution ~+~ poaching ~+~ fish ~+~ humans ~+~ Rig-pigs ~+~ unnecessary/Non sport related violence ~+~ peeps wiff superiority complexes ~+~ people who kill perfectly good jokes ~+~ Rude peeps who walk in on conversations thinking they're part of it ~+~ Drug addicts ~+~ Asshole who go into mosh pits with razor blades ~+~ People who push their beliefs on others ~+~ People who don’t learn both sides ~+~ KKK ~+~ Heritage front/aryan Nation/ Silent Brotherhood/any racist group ~+~ Ghettos ~+~ Public washrooms ~+~ sob stories ~+~ Grubby, slummy bars ~+~ Intellectual posuers ~+~ P.E.T.A. ~+~ Religious Rights groups ~+~ P.M.R.C. ~+~ RIght Wingers ~+~ COnservatives*Depends* ~+~ Subcultural Pushers ~+~