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Height:179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Weight:69 Kg - 73 Kg (151 lbs - 160 lbs)
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Dating
Location:Alberta, Canada
Join Date:05:42pm | Jun 13, '04
Profile Updated:01:49am | Jun 22, '09

INTERESTS

Reading Material:Comic books, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Magazines, Myths and Legends, Sci-fi
Movies:Comedy, Science Fiction
Art:Acting, Cartooning, Doodling, Drawing, Clothing design, Film/Video Making, Photography, Song Writing, Writing
Animals/Pets:Cats
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Puzzles, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Strategy
Cars:Classics
Music:Alternative, Classic Rock, Classical, Industrial, Metal
Sports:Bowling, Hiking, Jogging, Paintball, Sky Diving
Activities:Listening to music
Musical Instruments:Bass guitar
Outdoor:Camping, Hiking, Exploring
Computers:Gaming

ABOUT ME



The Book of James
Chapter I
Genesis

And there I was, at the threshold. With one last push, I broke through the barrier of my uterine prison. Out from my trusty vaginal friend I came, into this beautiful world. A bright young man I was, full of optimism and joy! "Oh how wonderful," I thought, "Now I may begin life!" To my suprise, this world was not the utopia I envisioned in the womb, when I'd get baby talked, and suprisingly, the dialect was a lot different than that which was used while I was incubated in my mother. It was a cruel world, with no mercy. Upon arrival, they cut my one physical link with that which birthed me, that also served as my feed, my life. As if that wasn't enough, almost immediatley after birth, I was abused. A prisoner of war in a new country, and they were not abiding to the rules of the Geneva convention. It was at that point when I decided that this world did not need another 'good samaritan', but a man who would spread his beliefs through society in sumbliminal manners, and indoctrinate the people. First, I would just need to learn their language...

Stay tuned for more readings from the James Bay Scrolls


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Ahhhh We're women! FUCK yes!

"UN peacekeeping operations teabagged rwandan insurgence in hopes of negotiating the release of several civilian hostages."
COUCHTRON!




My song of the moment is: Pending, because I can't seem to pick one out.





I highly fucking dislike and am annoyed by... wrong. I fucking hate bumbling incompetents who are like 40, and going no where in life and stock shelves slower than Jabba the Hutt who look like ass and smell equally as bad. Go die.

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Losing to Child Pornographers!

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01:28am | Mar 17, '08 | No Comments
So I'm at Curtis' and he makes me build a level on brawl.
I build a really weird level with a metroid background and some F-Zero music [probably the closest thing to metal on brawl] And we do a special brawl on it, called the super heavy metal brawl. Basically it has super gravity and you're huge characters and you're all metal. I played as Captain Falcon, and I won with a Falcon punch. Doesn't sound that dramatic until you add up to factors.
Heavy Metal= Awesome
Captain Falcon= Manliest man in nintendo history
Falcon Punch= Manliest move in the world.
Needless to say Captain Falcon wins the manliest most awesome brawl in the world.