Oh Good Old Mary-Jane,
So Potent You Can't Complain,
Get So Fucked Outa Your Head,
You'll Pass Out Before You Hit The Bed,

Taking A Bong Chop,
Just To Slow Down Any Thought,
Roll...And Lick The Zig-Zag,
Take A Puff, Two If Not Enough,
Pull The Pack, Spark A Fag,
Take A Drag, Feel The Lag,
After-Toke, Blow Your Smoke,
Make Sure Not To Choke,

Oh The Smell In The Air,
The Grease In Your Hair,
The Food Your Gut Wants,
The Money That Taunts,
Just To Buy A Pointless Munch,
The Extra Tasty Crunch,
Even Though About Fifteen Minutes
Ago You Just Ate Lunch,

Oh Good Old Mary-Jane,
The Smell Of It Creates Its Fame,
Take Three Bongs And Your Ass Is Lead
Can Anyone Say "Sesh In The Shead"
A Brimmer Before Bed?