I work for Scotiabank, and love it
I'm extremely nice looking
I have gorgeous eyes
I generally smell really good
I have great teeth
I play hockey, really good
I snowboard, really good
My car is the biz
I'm a big fan of nudity
I drink, lots
I am a grammar nazi
I've got romantic ideas but they're not meant for you
I'm not egotistical, being egotistic is a flaw. I'm perfect.
My real name is Merch, and I'm from Michigan

-My dogs Bailey and Bentley.. They get all the bitches
-Me
-Going to see my Dad in Florida
-Volkswagens
-Mark my mistress (don't tell Dora or Jordy)
-Jordan Halas
-The number 12
-Australian girlies
-Protein
-Water, lots of water
-My cell phone
-Being home alone, I want to move out
-Graeme
-CoreyARD
-Pattycakes
-Snowboarding
-Justin Timberlaaaake
-Hockey girls
-My job
-Shiny Toy Guns
-Laguna Beach
-Banking, and financial stuff
-PUB CRAWLS
-Jagermeister
-Anal
-When I leave my nex logged in and my friends put cool stuff like 'Anal' in here
-The fact that I live in Calgary, I love Calgary
-The fact that I'm Canadian, I love Canada
-Forum snowboards, bindings and boots (obsessed)
-Hockey
-Being single
-My hair
-BOYSNIGHTOUT
-Hugs
-Cowboys on Thursday
-Girls that just wear t-shirts. Especially snowboarding t-shirts, you don't always have to dress up!
-Girls in skate shoes
-Trance/techno music
-Working out, I'M RIPPED SON!
-Tim horton's ham and swiss
-Dancing
-Flames
-Budweiser
-Nate, Carl, Adil and Joel, my road dogs
-Tanned girls
-The beach in florida, and the tanned girls that come with it
-Rice, with soy sauce.... unreal
-People who say thank you
-Girls who wear We!

-People who talk shit behind your back, spread rumors and assume shit
-Honda drivers that think they run the show
-Feet that don't work after being in a cast for 38 days
-When my car is dirty
-When my car is awaiting an engine and looks so innocent in my garage
-When people don't know the difference between your/you're and there/they're/their, that's fuckin grade 5 man
-RAIN
-WIND
-Dead fish
-People who walk around and have a frown on their face constantly
-The overload of "emo" people on nexopia
-Flavored Water. WTF IS THAT? Get your flavour outta my water fuckers.
-Dog shit
-When girls fuck with minds
-Little gay slipon emo shoes
-Useless stoner girls
-Stoner girls
-Ignorance
-People who don't hold doors
-People who don't say thank you when I hold the door
-People who don't wave when you let them in merging
-DEBOUR
-Dry skin
-Drugs
-Annoying fat obnoxious drunks
-People who believe anything people tell them