That is by far the most random message I have ever received.



I'm sorry I had to pawn off your Spice Girl's CD, for I was in dire need of new legwarmers.


1. Connecting one on one, because it's easier.
2. Discovering something new about life, because I'm afraid of heights.
3. Thumb wars because I always win.


Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
If it wasn't for Jesus,
We'd all be Jewish.

—-YOUR BOY SIDE—-

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own a car racing game.
You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You have watched sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You used to collect hockey cards.
Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors or all.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night.
You have fished at least once

—-YOUR GIRL SIDE—-

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom to talk.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures .
You like wearing jewelry.
You cried watching The Notebook.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don’t like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics.
It takes you at least one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing high heel shoes.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
You like putting make-up on others.
You like being the star of everything.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.

Appearance •

I am shorter than 5'2
I have many scars.
I tan/burn easily.
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I’ve had/have braces.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than two piercings.
I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

• Embarrassment •

I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I’ve had my pants rip in public.


• Health •

I’ve gotten stitches.
Broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had serious surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.

• Traveling •

I’ve driven / riden over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Cuba.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Ottawa.
I’ve gone to Sudbury.
I’ve been to the Caribbean.
I’ve been to Europe.
I’ve been to Florida.

• Experiences •

I’ve gotten lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I’ve crashed/rolled a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a musical.
I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten Sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

• Relationships •

I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I miss someone right now.
I’ve gotten divorced.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

• Honesty / Crime •

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I’ve snuck out
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve ran a red light
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.

• Death and Suicide •

I’m afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone / something dying.
Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
You have planned your own suicide.
I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

• Materialism •

I own over 5 rap CD’s.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga.
I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on E-Bay.
I own something from Abercrombie.

• Random •

I can sing well
Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
Open up to others easily
I watch the news.
I don’t kill bugs
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I am a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.
I care about grammar.
I have “?”’s in my screen name.
I love spam.
I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
I would wear pajamas to school.
I like Martha Stewart.
I know how to shoot a gun.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes
I eat fast food weekly.
I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I like white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I’m good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I’m good at remembering dates.
I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
All my answers were totally honest

<3

if you're worth the trouble then something's changed.

if you're gone by tomorrow
i'll never stop crying.

why is it that everytime i want something,
and it doesn't work out, i let it go..
and it comes bounding back at me at a thousandfold.
accept your problems, they shall be fixed.

If you got married to the last person you kissed, what would your new last name be?
It's a secret. =)
Can you take a bra off with one hand?
I'd try it out, but the German lady would see me.
Can you use chopsticks?
Yeahh, we actually just went out for sushi.
How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
Like 5.
When was the last time you got flowers?
When Steve and I went to Petro at 3 in the morning and the drunks from Billybob's gave me some haha.
Do you hate anyone?
With a passssiiioonnn.
If so, who?
That fucking Jeff retard from Chetwynd.
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
'Cause he kissed me first.
Why did you throw up last?
Vodka.
Ever been to the Statue of Liberty?
I wish.
When was the last time you cried and why?
Can't remember.
Who's car were you last in under the age of 21?
Dee's.
Who was your last kiss?
SECRET.
How many e-mail addresses do you have?
1.
Last time you washed your hair?
This morning.
Where will you be sleeping tonight?
THE YUKONNN.
Do you like Oreos?
Sometimes.
Do you send out Thank-You cards?
No?
Can you ice skate?
Yeah!
Do you have a brother?
Naw.
Do you know how to change a diaper?
I've never really tried.
Do you flip people off while driving?
Haha no.
How many people do you trust 100% and tell everything to?
A few.
Why do you trust these people?
They forgot to fuck me over, unlike the rest.
Do you go to church?
God no.
Do you like to grocery shop?
Eww no.
Last time you cleaned?
I don't really have the obligation to clean.
What's the last sporting event you watched?
Hockey?
Do you do your own laundry?
Yeeep.
Last person you talked to on the phone for over an hour?
That is a wonderful question.
Do you take out the trash?
Don't have to.
Which one of your friends is going to have the cutest baby?
LOL I dunno.
Status?
Single and always waiting.


Only answer True or False

Q- Kissed someone on your friends list?
A- True
Q- Been taken home by cops?
A- True.
Q- Do you like someone?
A- True.
Q- Held a snake?
A- True.
Q- Been suspended from school?
A- True.
Q- Been fired from a job?
A- True.
Q- Sang karaoke?
A- True.
Q- Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
A- True.
Q- Laughed until you started crying?
A- True.
Q- Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
A- True.
Q- Kissed in the rain?
A- True.
Q- Sang in the shower?
A- True.
Q- Sat on a roof top?
A- True.
Q- Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
A- False.
Q- Broken a bone?
A- True.
Q- Shaved your head?
A- False.
Q- Played a prank on someone?
A- True.
Q- Shot a gun?
A- True.
Q- Donated Blood?
A- False.

"Who was your last?"
just be 100% truthful

LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? Tanya, Ruth, Dee, Ashley, Raelene.
2. You texted? Probably Steve.
3. You were in a car with? Tanya, Ruth, Dee, Ashley, Raelene.
4. Went to the movies with? No clue.
5. You talked to on the phone? Dunno man.
6. Made you laugh? Dee.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
Sun or moon? Sun.
Winter or Autumn? Autumn
Left or Right? Right.
Sunny or rainy? Sunny.
Where do you live? Red Deer/everywheres.
Are there 1 or 2 people in your life you can trust and rely on? Yup.
Do you want to get married? Yes.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirly whirly.
What time is it? 23:13
Are you afraid of commitment? Nope.
Do you cook? Yeah.
Current mood? Tired and cranky and I hate dogs.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
Kissed someone? Nope.
Sang? Always.
Listened to music? Yeah.
Seen someone you care a lot about? Kiinda yeah.
Danced Crazy? Naw.
Cried? Nope.
Like someone you can't have? YEAH.

UN- Who was your first roommate? Katie.
DEUX- What was your first job? Chinook theatre.
TROIS- What was your first car? N/A.
QUATRE- When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? Almost 4 years ago.
CINQ- Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Kriaski.
SEPT- Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Saskatoon.
HUIT- Who was your first Best Friend? Kirstie.
DIX- Where was your first sleepover? Erica?
ONZE- Who is the first person you call when you have had a bad day? I don't call people.
TREZE- What is the first thing you do in the morning? Grumble.
QUATORZE- First tattoo or piercing? Ears.
QUINZE- First crush? I dunno .
SEIZE- current crush? ..............

What are the brand names you are currently wearing?
Bongo, H&M.

Name a flower you like:
Roses.

Are you dating the person you text most?
LOL no.

Why is the sky blue?
I dunno, but in the North it doesn't get black at night.

Who/what would you like to see right now?
I can name like, a million things so I'm not about to go there.

What is the main ringtone on your cell?
I don't remember, I keep it on vibe.

What are your nicknames?
Ash.

Describe your dream life:
I'm living it now, besides the boy part.

Who’s your favourite band/rapper/solo artist?
Dont have one.

What are your plans for spring break?
Getting drunk haha, although I won't consider it a break.

Do you watch the show friends?
Yeah.

What was the last thing you made into a heart?
No clue.

How tall is the last person you hugged?
WAYY TOO TALL -quote drunk guy from the bar in Grimshaw.

Speaking of hugs, who is the best hugger you know?
I dunno.

Do you have an addiction? What is it?
Ciggarettes!

If your best friend made out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, what would you do?
If it was Steve, I'd tell him he was gay. If it was Priscilla, she'd be cheating. If it was Jess, I'd totally let her.

Are you someone who remembers dates?
Actually yes.

Do you hate when people call you when you're sleeping?
Depends who it is.

How did you wake up this morning?
Tanya and Ruth I presume.

Has anyone ever given you flowers?
Yeah! At the Petro!

Has anyone ever told you, you have pretty lips?
LOL yeah.

Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
Yeaaaa.

Do you usually eat while on the computer?
When I have one.

What does your last text say, and who's it from?
My phone's dead, upstairs and out of minutes.

Are you a pill popper?
Try not to.

Did you date anyone this summer?
I haven't dated anyone since September.

When you do a puzzle do you find all the edges first?
Yeah.

What will you be doing tomorrow?
Workin, explorin the great north, sleepin.

What won't you be doing tomorrow?
Being in Red Deer.

Does the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?
//sigh.

What was the last thing you did before you went to bed?
Flopped onto it.

How long have you had a computer?
I don't.

What's the last article of clothing you bought?
Plaid purple shirt, short shorts and a white tank top with Jager and beer on it.

Ever take any of those online personality quizzes?
Like this one?

What is the first meal you remember eating?
KFC?

Ever go out of your way to exact revenge on someone?
Almost.

Was it worth it?
Wouldna been.

Who do you miss right now?
Oh the list goes on.

Is your family car new or old?
New.

Last song played more than three times in a row?
I don't know, I've listened to like 100 songs recently.

Think of the person you'd like to be with the most right now..When did you last talk to them?
Right meow.

Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Steve and Prisilly.

Is there something that you haven't told anyone that you actually would like to tell someone?
Yeah but it's my secret so I can't.

Is there something that reminds you of someone every time you see/hear it?
Always.

What do you want right now?
A smoke.

Depressed?
NO!

What were you doing at eight o'clock this morning?
Waking up in a stinky hotel getting ready to drive.

What's your mood?
Adventurous.. har har.

Who is the last person you told a secret to?
I didn't have to tell them, they are involved.

What's irritating you right now?
The fact that I'm like 3892657 miles away from the places I want to be.

Who else is in the room with you?
There's some German lady at the desk.

In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
Hoodies.

Do you like scary movies?
yeah!

Plans for tonight?
Smoke, sleep.

When is the last time you swam?
I think with Brett and Henry.

How do you make headaches go away?
Advil!

Where will you be 2 hours from now?
Wondering.

How do you tell someone you like them without seeming wierd?
Wait til I think they like me too.

HERE I COME