My name is Taylor Cartwright. Remember it well. For one day, in the not too distant future, I will rule all mankind with an iron fist. But it won't be all that bad, there'll be free ice cream every 2nd saturday each month. Anywho, now that your future has been written in stone, lets move on, shall we?

I'm sarcastic, very sarcastic. I'm also a little nuts. I have a cat. I have a wonderful girlfriend. She has 3 cats. I'm an atheist. I go to Catholic school. I go to the gym 3 times a week. I'm 140 pounds. I have honours in school. I get distracted by shiny things. I play computer games. I can damn near hibernate. I cannot take care of a house plant. I may one day have to take care of a child. I have already assumed that humanity will destroy itself, quite possibly fairly soon. Like tomorrow. But I have stuff to do tomorrow. That would suck. I once had a pony. Its' name was starcat. I don't know why you're reading this. I thuroughly enjoy baked goods. I..am sick of writing.


Well, what else is there to say? If you really care (which I highly doubt), you can ask me. Simple as that. If anyone feels this is too complicated, then please, leave, I don't want to talk to you anyway. However, it should be noted that I posses unbelieveably acute telekinetic powers. And unlike the majority of people, I've come to accept the utter triviality and pointlessness of our collective existance. Just think, in a million years, will anything you've ever done matter? How about in a thousand years? A hundred? one? Tomorrow? ...But that's ok, just have some fun while you're here, and appreciate that you ever recieved the chance to experience existing at all.


I would have said something else witty or intelligent here, but television and a public education have quite thoroughly annihilated my imagination. So....ummm, yeah, ....how about that weather?




A 44 full of bullets
Face full of pale
Eyes Full of empty
A Stare full of nails
The roulette ball, rolls alone on the wheel
A mind full of fire
And a fistful of steel

My Girl

Sleep, wonderous sleep

Rain

People who can make a stand

And, of course, ice cream sandwiches. Which, as everyone knows, are the pinnicle of human achievement. Everything in the history of mankind had simply been a progression until the point of their creation. And when that first ice cream sandwich was made, we truly became Gods.

Rage Against The Machine is easily my favorite band, but I listen to an absurdly varied amount of music.






Just some words of wisdom from people more intelligent than me:

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil, is for good men to stand by and do nothing.

Destiny is not a matter of chance but of choice. Not something to wish for but to attain.

The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.

People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest person with the biggest ideas can be
shot down by the smallest person with the smallest mind.
Think big anyway.
What you spend years building may
be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People really need help but may attack if you help them.
Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you have
and you might get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you truly want to test a man's character, give him power.

Impossible is merely opinion, not fact.

It has become appallingly obvious
that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

Si vis pacem, para bellum

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate


Being challenged in life is enevitable, being defeated is optional


And now, i'm going to make fun of people in dire situations that I hope I never have to experience.







Why is this picture here? Honestly, I don't know.

School, its a waste of time for everyone involved, there has to be a better way to educate people.

Authority, not because I want to be a rebel or a punkrocker , but because censorship and the controlling of information is the best way to control a populace. Keep people stupid, and you keep them happy. Do it! Do it now kids! Stick it to the man!

Dumb people, not stupid people, but dumb people, there is a difference.

People who value their own lives so much that they would not be willing to die for any cause, no matter what it may be. These are the most miserable creatures on the face of the planet.

Religious zealots who feel that everyone not of their faith is doomed to an eternity of horrible agony. Give me a break.

Ice cream sandwiches. Now that our creative and imaginative abilities have reached perfection, there's no where left for us to go. Technological and philisophical progression has essentially ended with the creation of the ice cream sandwich.

And things so cute that they make me sick;