When I Wake Up In The Morning I Piss Excellence



10 Reasons To Date A Lacrosse Player

10. The know how to use their stick
9. They have great accuracy
8. They don't mind playing rough
7. They play for 60 minutes
6. Their great with their hands
5. They always wear protection
4. They play in many positions
3. Their always moving
2. They keep going, even if it hurts
1. They score more than hockey players[/color]

One Day I WILL Get A Skyline[/color]


My names Kyle, I'm a Dude, what else is there to say. Dave, your sis is a fox and shes next in line(Me and Matt are having a pigroast at an unknown location if anybody wants to witness......call me). If you cant do a bakflip take a walk. I want to ride a emu wearing 6 inch pumps throught the capital of Luxembourg the day before Matt and I stage a coupe and instate our own socialist regime. Thanks matt i couldn't have thought this up without you(gotta love copy and that redheaded stepchild that gets beaten in the basement and never gets the respect and love it deserves that we have come to known as paste)

When Your In Doubt.....................Put Some Stank On It.................With A Lil Bit O Rocket Sauce

i kayak




I play Lacrosse


R.I.P Blais. I'll Miss Ya

(Hes Givin Ya The Sex Eyes)

I Ski




I have an 89 VW golf (Its Not Much But It Gets Me From A To B)


I'm All About the ladies

Seriously If anybody wants to talk or chat it up i am so there

Slowly but surely becoming an independent Millionaire

I am 70% addicted to Porn. What about you?

Hey wutever i'm somewhat lonely

If You Have Something To Say To Me Just Say It:
If Its A Good Thing: Just Go For It.......... I Won't Bite..........At Least If You Don't Want Me To
If Its A Bad Thing: Just Go For It.... I'm A Big Boy.....I Can Handle It.......I Even Learned How To Go Potty Last Week.YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


People That Live Afraid To Die, Die Never Knowing What Its Like To Live

Feeling




Mexico
The Royal Decameron
The People I Met At The R.D
The Disco At R.D
The Girl At R.D

Chicks


Being outside

Offroading in my car(go German engineering)



Wearing turbans with no shirt and blue flashing lights, god matt you're a genius.

Yet again i gotta give a shout out to paste cuz i know that my dear freind paste is neglected sometimes(and don't you say you haven't neglected paste you sick ignorant i don't know)......years later we catch up with paste and find that a rough childhood and constant molestation by Cut, leads to a heavy crack addiction and a slow income of selling pastes body for money. Please i beg you start treating paste with a bit more respect. With all of your help we can turn paste around and make him a truly great tool. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. PASTE FOR LIFE

SOAD(For You People that jumped on the showboat Thats System Of A Down)


Grieving each others lives
Holding this in mind
That if we fall, we all fall
And we fall alone-System Of A Down-Hypnotize-Attack

Friends!!!
Dudes:
Matt: your one of the loyalest person i know. seriously if any one needs somebody who will always have your back no matter what you do..talk to this guy
Cory: oh fuck ya champ
Dave: hey you never come along somebody whos born on the same day as you so we've gotta be friends mo facku
Harley: your the aspiring irish personality in our whole group
STE BLA: Ste your moms the shiznit..she turned me into a man and i want you to know that i've been there
Josh
My Brosefs (Klay,Ben And Spence)
If I Don't Have You On Here W.E Its Nexopia

Chicks:
CHANTAL!!!!!! : yaaaaaaaa nexopia chicks from what i know your pretty rad
Sue: your like my sister that guilt trips me whenever i'm being a jackass. keep up the good work
Liz: history......lots of it......rad
Kristen: your pretty much my governing body in any difficult situation. keep it strong
Mel: the girl from the r.d good times and it sucks that you live in t.o
If Your Not On Here I Haven't Seen You Naked............Yet

Clarissa ( I Haven't Seen You Naked So You Don't Get To Be On The List! Maybe One Day)


Finch
30 Seconds 2 Mars( Jared Leto Is The Shit (If You Haven't Heard Of 30 Seconds to Mars Download That Jazz And If You Haven't Seen Requiem For A Dream Rent It!!))
THE Jack Johnson
White Snake
Dropkick Murphy's
Van Halen
Ben Harper is the shit
Its pretty much all across the board

Hanging out with my friends and my big brother

I like to hit the beer bong

I like to just lay around llisten to the jack johnson and just relax

The System Of A Down concert was orgasmic.....Ya thats right i said it ORGASMIC!!!!


I'm Like Snoop, i like to get down with the girls that have a little bit of extra weight, right Snoop



Kanye's the shit cuz he aint afraid to say what people are afraid to say (A.K.A Goerge bush does not care about black people)


Grind my feet in yo couch



I Watched The Proverbial Sunrise
Coming Up Over The Pacific And
You Might Think I'm Losing My Mind,
But I Will Shy Away From The Specifics...

Feeling

Have You Ever Had A Moment In Your Life Where You Contradict Every Decision You've Made????


When People Don't Think That Your Friends With Somebody And Tell Their Friend Their Really Immature "Plan".. I KNOW YOUR PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Its Not Gunna Work Dumb Batch


When People Make Situations Way Too Emotional Than They Actually Are, And treat Situations Poorly And Classless

Chicks that think too highly of themselves

Chicks that cheat on guys and then make a big cynical fuss over it(If you were stupid enough to cheat on a guy, you are a bitch and shame on you, you sully whores) Guys need tlc too if ya know what i mean
And especially one chick that absolutely fucked someone over i just want her to know that i will never have any respect for her because shes a little skank bitch. ya thats right a skank bitch

When girls thing that you are after their body (even though guys usually are but theres something more to it) and you don't want to have a real relationship with them

How daves sister is such a tease..... RRRRROOWRRR

When People Avoid Me For No Reason And Make A Big Deal Out Of Something That They Should Just Be Able To Tell Me

Chicks that say things and it seems soooo innocent and then they totally do a 180(hypothetically of course) and dissapear(factually)(BIGGEST PET PEEVE IN THE WORLD)

How rich fancy actors and sons of bigwigs think they have life sooooooo tuff(< thats right TUFF)

The feeling of helplesness and no matter what you do you can't make things happen.

Snotty stuck up rich kids that just have to knock you down a few pegs when you don't exactly have the newest or best things. Like I'm sorry mommy and daddy can't afford brand new gear for me and that i have to save up and buy it myself. GOD

ATREYU- Not Because Their Music Sucks..To Tell You Personally I Have Never Heard Their Music But I Gotta Have Respect For The Character Atreyu From The Neverending Story......If I Was In A Band Called Harry Potter I Wouldn't Be Able To Talk But I Think Its Just Discraceful..............ATREYU!!!! NOOOOOOO
Emofags(Simple Plan)


People That Don't Have A Life And Try And Shoot People Down On Nexopia