Ms. Stanley Allan Colbrack

Except it's really Jordin.

Kitties.

Any good ol' time.

Hair dye.

Tattoos and piercings.

Money.

Smoking like there's no tomorrow.

Music.

Friends.

Intelligent conversation.... and beer.

How my dislikes outnumber my likes.

Morons.
Having a job.
Being broke from not having a job.
Those who try to come off intelligent and fail.
Mornings.
Bright lights.
Having to keep one hair color.
Cops, fucking jerks.
Most girls, most boys.
Spilled beer.
Dirtbags.
Shit music.
Social smokers, yay kill yourself for fun! If you smoke, do it properly.
Losing friends.
Dickhead managers.
Immaturity.
Over-maturity. Believe me, there is a nice balance in the middle.
Whiney kids bitching about "emo haters". There's no such thing as emo haters, they're just people with sense. They hate you because you're idiots.
Having nothing better to do and having to go on Nexopia for entertainment.
Cat haters, fuck right off.
Loudmouthed dickheads... there seems to be a lot of them. Who lets them out in public?