SHOUTS

10:06pm | Jun 12, '09

Buy me plus and I will luv u.

And Effff offf I don't cam or give out my msn.

BASICS

Birthday:	January 15, 1992
Dating:	Single
Location:	Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

INTERESTS

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THINGS TO KNOWWWW.

- Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school.
- Don't let your life wait for other people.
- Dropping your cellphone into a bathtub of water kinda kills the phone.
- Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
- If it hurts, don't do it again.
- That which does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
- Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
- Don't sprint around the pool if you're trying impersonate Jim from Huck Finn.
- All that's gold doesn't glisten.
- When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother, 'cause you're already screwed.
- While driving a car through a gate, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open. If you don't, the consequences could be fatal to your car.
- Never pierce your bellybutton in the dark.
- If your calculus teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero, he means it. Really.
- Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
- Being nice to people will get you far.
- If you start to like a girl/guy, her/his roommate will immediately start to like you.
- Don't take the SAT twice if you already have a good score in the first place.
- Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
- If your intuition is telling you not to do something, don't! Your intuition is not stupid.
- If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth your time.
- Learn to play electric guitar, the chicks really dig it.
- Don't juggle knives unless you're really, really good at it.
- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense in being ridiculous about it.
- Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest thing to do.
- You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
- Hair is flammable. Very flammable.
- Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors and your hair.
- Dyeing hair strawberry blond that is already strawberry blonde will make it turn strawberry pink.
- White dogs and black pants don't mix.
- Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
- If you can laugh at yourself, you're going to be fine.
- If you allow other to laugh with you, you'll be great.

PERFECTION AT IT'S FINEST, CHAAA

FOR ALL THOSE BITCHES.