Drifter.... why drive straight
My doctor Phill involves an engine, 5 speeds, and 4 wheels

slow drivers
ppl who take too long to merge into a lane
at 4-way stop signs when someones turning left but get into the right lane so you cant pass them
chinease roadblock
ppl that stop at yield signs "fucken idiots"
speed traps
when ppl are pulling over in rez and dont signal
when ppl use a turning lane to go straight and your behind them wanting to go right
photo-radar
trying not to lose the person following me
when people are making a left but stay half way in the right lane
ppl naggin in the car
winter driving
Rookie drivers
i am an aggressive driver alot of shit piss me off if you cut me off i'll cut you off worse
Christmas music
when a cop pulls you over and asks you hows your day goin?
hard bails
attention whores
ppl who drive on the highway in the fast lane but drive slower then the person in the slow lane
gettin pulled over a day after your bday
when tires wear out too fast
forgetting passwords
"Do you know why i pulled you over" (prob cuz i didnt see you fast enough)