"It ain't often that a blowed up mother fucker,

gets to chat with the mother fucker that blowed him up."

"You got that right.

Usually the blowed up mother fucker has the courtesy to stay blowed up."

Greetings to the patrons of Nexopia. Although my user name says Neclord my real name is Daniel Mitchell. As my profile says I'm an eighteen year old male who's single and looking. I enjoy long walks on the beach, Italian food, and puppies Let's see...how to describe myself. Well I'm an actor and a writer. I'm currently writing a novel that will be published by a "big time" publishing company. I'm not going to school. I did graduate highschool. I just have no idea what the hell I would take in University. I'm not an athlete by any means, but I'm not a geek either. I'm...well I'm into the arts. Create my stereotype with that little bit of info. I guess the best thing for me to say is that I'm a nice guy who likes to attempt to make people laugh Sometimes it actually works. I should also probably state that I am a metrosexual. Which text books define as; a heterosexual male who has a strong aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in appearance and style, similar to that of homosexual males. Oh, neat fact; I am a druid. How many of those can you say you know?

98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol.
Put this in your profile if you like bagels

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Sweet Cheeks!
You Have Been Hacked By Lindsay A.K.A. Your Bright Eyes

Your lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress.
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest.

I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night.
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight.

Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way.
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away.

You're Absolutely Amazing Dan M'dear I Don't Know Where I Would Be Without You!
Thank You For All The Smiles And Cheering Up You Have Done You're Terrific!
I Love You So Much Sweet Cheeks ... Never Forget That <3

Music: I listen to literally everything. Mostly Classical, Celtic, and Jazz. But I do listen to a lot of mainstream stuff too;
Mobile, Bedouin Soundclash, Alice Cooper, Pendulum, Spinal Tap, James Blunt, Marilyn Manson, Tangerine Dream, Five for Fighting, Outkast, Collective Soul, Kylie Minogue, Danko Jones, Pussycat Dolls, Dave Matthews Band, Rammstein, Panic! at the Disco, Maroon 5, Prodigy, Aerosmith, Miles Davis, Cake, Murder by Death, Aqua, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Killers, Love Inc., Weird Al Yankovic, Prozzak, System of a Down, J. Ralph, Placebo, Genesis, Rob Zombie, Avril Lavigne, Seal, ATB, Utah Saints (Awesome music. If you like techno download this), Matchbox Twenty, Hawksley Workman, Daft Punk, K-Os, Tea Party, Justin Timberlake, Johnny Cash, Jamiroquai, Muse, Moby, Rob Thomas, The Cranberries, Pulp, Leonard Cohen, Mika, Kyprios, C+C Music Factory, Fall Out Boy, Black Eyed Peas, Bobby Darin, Zeromancer, David Gray, Scissor Sisters, No Doubt, Greenskeepers, Gotan Project, Eric Prydz, Vitas, Celldweller, Remy Shand, Frou Frou, My Chemical Romance, David Usher, Metric, George Michael. I'm also one of those people who, tragically, sings along with musical show tunes



Movies: Movies are a big part of my life. I watch them all the time and I watch every genre.
From foreign to sci-fi to chick flicks to horror to musicals. Here is my top ten list of
fantasmical movies:










By the way, does anyone remember the movie Little Nemo. It was a kids movie.
I'm beginning to think I'm the only one who's seen it.





Food: I do love fast food but I'm not really aloud to eat it. (I have health problems ) I do
like a lot of odd foods though. Sashimi, Escargot, Calamarie, Frogs legs, etc. I love
the cheese bree. And I drink a lot of tea. (haha, oh rhyming). I may be the only
person alive who prefers Mr. Sub to any other sub restaurant.

Others: I do a lot of reading. Mostly sci-fi and horror but I do read some fantasy and
romance novels. I love Dean Koontz and Stephen King.I like going to plays and
musicals. My absolute favourite thing to do is go to either the opera, or ballet, or
symphony, or an art show, or anything like that. I'm also a huge video game nerd.
Anyone who knows where I got the name Neclord from should have already figured
that out. I'm also really big into druidry, witch craft, para-psychology, and all that
weird shit.






GIRLS
Ok. Girls. I like girls. I like them a lot. Most of my friends are girls. But there are certain particular traits that I look for in girls when I'm thinking of dating them. Right off the hop they need to be intelligent. I don't want one of those air headed, drink to get drunk, slutty dressed, epitome of what Pink is talking about girls. So all of you gorgeous babes who are thinking of looking me up (because I know you all are) don't bother if you don't know what epitome means.

You see I am looking for a girl who is looking for a romantic. Someone who wants to fall hopelessly in love with someone. Someone who enjoys going to the opera, the ballet, the symphony, all of the things that it seems no one wants to do anymore, other then me. I don't want to go out and get drunk so I can act like an idiot and then end the evening by awkwardly making out with whoever came to whatever party I'm at. Where's the romance? Where's the love? Please, somebody send me a comment if you agree with what I'm saying here? It's ridiculous.



Anyway, back on topic. I'm also looking for someone who is funny. Who likes to laugh. That's important. Also, someone who is relaxed. That's relaxed, not lazy. Please, leave me alone if you're lazy. I'm also looking for someone who is...to put it simply, clean and quiet. As I've stated before I'm neurotic. I can't stand mess, disorganization, and loud, obnoxious sounds. If you're a loud person I'm sorry but I'd go insane. People who talk incessantly through movies, uh-uh.

Finally, it's time to be shallow. I am looking for someone who is at least a seven, maybe a six, on the hot-girl-o-meter. I'm not saying I'm particularly good looking, but I ain't ugly either. Hey, at least I'm honest. Well, if there's any girl out there who thinks they match what I just rambled off please send me a message. I might respond. Even though I've probably limited my search to less then 5%. Oh well.



Dan's top ten list of fantasmical musical artists (excluding classical/celtic/jazz/musicals):













For a long time I've heard people talk about songs that depicted them, that they had a personal connection with. I've loved a lot of songs but I've never felt like I really connected with one. But last night I found it.

Spiehlur by Rammstein

Hoppe hoppe Reiter
und kein Engel steigt herab
mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter
nur der Regen weint am Grab
hoppe hoppe Reiter
eine melodie im Wind
mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter
und aus der Erde singt das Kind

(That's German )

This is the chorus to the song Spiehlur. It's like somebody took something I've been trying to put into words for years and somehow did it poetically and to music. It was a rather fulfilling experience.

This is just another really good one.

Schtiel by Rammstein

Chto nas zhdet, more hranit molchan'e
Zhazhda zhit' sushit serdca do dna
Tol'ko zhizn' zdes' nichego ne stoit
Zhizn drugih, no ne tvoia!

(That's Russian )

THE QUOTE SECTION

StevieDemo


ThaJuggaNaut








Anonymous


Ron Sparks


Willbrooker


David Kerr




Hanzel



Anonymous


BunkerNinja



Alex Nassbaum


Happy Gilmore

Bradley Delp
June 12, 1951 - March 9, 2007
Your music will live on forever. It's still more than a feeling...

My dislikes aren't as numerous. I hate emo and screamo music (save for a few bands). I have no use for rap and I think every one of those little teen-bopper ditzes should run off a cliff. I also can't stand bands who make a statement in one song, and then make the opposite statement in another *cough, Good Charlotte, cough*. There are very few movies I dislike. Almost anything from Woody Allen. Movies with little story line and nothing but mindless blood and action. The Rocky movies. I hate rude people, stuck up people, unaccepting people, filthy people, stupid people, and noisy people. I hate noise and I hate mess. I'm a bit neurotic that way. Actually I'm really neurotic that way. Other then that I can't think of anything right now.

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I HATE BANANAS.