I don't know about me, BUT YOU'RE ALL DUMB.
In all seriousness, I'm a student at Joe the Bartender, and I enjoy reading and writing. I live with my parents, but I plan on moving out when I can.. can't stay in the nest forever.. Although I'm practicing my mixology, I'm not a real drinker.
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NELOS FAVORITE QUOTES!! READEMKTHX?!
Originally posted by: Vive
I'd fuck any bitch that could fly
I'd fuck any bitch that could fly
Originally posted by: Lisp
I wish stupidity was painful.
I wish stupidity was painful.
Originally posted by: Nelo
I don't make a point of saying "Hey, I didn't read your rant" unless it's Josh
and his rant is 3 pages about peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth
I don't make a point of saying "Hey, I didn't read your rant" unless it's Josh
and his rant is 3 pages about peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth
<girl> "We'd love to do this again, say, next weekend?"
<barry> "Weekends are when I clean my belly button."
<girls> "EWWWW!"
<steve> "My boy's wicked hygeinic."
Originally posted by: SelfHighFive
Chivalry is the one thing that can get you everywhere and nowhere at the exact same time.
Chivalry is the one thing that can get you everywhere and nowhere at the exact same time.
Originally posted by: redwings1964
the teen angst here can choke a few leperchauns.
the teen angst here can choke a few leperchauns.
Gambling is for those who have an extreme allergic reaction to money.
Originally posted by: danner.dude
DONT BROOM ME BITCH
get out, you get out now
I FUCKING LEAVING, BUT IM TAKING MY SLURPEE BITCH
DONT BROOM ME BITCH
get out, you get out now
I FUCKING LEAVING, BUT IM TAKING MY SLURPEE BITCH
Originally posted by: danner.dude
i rode myself once, but im just too much bull for me
i rode myself once, but im just too much bull for me
"You want to scratch the top of your mouth with your tongue but you cant..
because tongue's don't scratch."
because tongue's don't scratch."
Originally posted by: Thistle
your danner thread was lmaonade
your danner thread was lmaonade
Originally posted by: Daniela
Get a life. and Get a clue, it's on Aisle 3 next to the lives.
Get a life. and Get a clue, it's on Aisle 3 next to the lives.
Originally posted by: AudioCow
i remeber a thread about a handicapped guy wanting to know which class would be best for a disabled person
the general concenus was that he should roll a hunter
i remeber a thread about a handicapped guy wanting to know which class would be best for a disabled person
the general concenus was that he should roll a hunter



