dude like what if like one day you wer like in a river in the woods smoking weed and a samon came up to you. and he was like " dude i love weed, here have these blunts i wraped. " and your like " hell yeah. " so then you smoked them with she samon and you turn into a samon and
the samon turns into a human. and he's all like " dude you fell for it. " and then he fillete'd you then deep fried you and then ate you. then he left and fucked your girlfriend. oh my god im high