-----------------------------------------RIP Branden Gertsch-------------------------------------------​------------
1986-2006
See ya when I see ya bro.

------------------------------------------RIP Royce Chuo----------------------------------------------​---------------
1985-2005

------------------------------------------RIP Uncle Gord. Raisin Hell in Hot Rod Heaven.-------------------------

Ashley: You pick me up when i'm down, give me strength when i'm weak, show me light when all i see is darkness. I love you so much.

I'm 20 from Vancouver. I have a girlfriend who I love very much named Ashley. I like hip-hop, Punk, Metal, Rock, Blues, Jazz, Techno and a mixture of all of the above. pretty much anything, i like partying, dancing, rapping, playing guitar, writing, poetry, working on cars, racing, drifting, going faster than i should . i write lyrics, poetry, prose, anything i can pretty much. And ummm, I got a webcam and messenger, and i'm actually interesting. so if u want you can drop me a line. peace.


"How many guys do you know drive around with a chainsaw?"
"****ing Rabbits!!"
"I'm Busting Rhymes with an 80% success rate!"
"America!!!....F*CK YEAH!!!"
"Dom Delouise. He used to be a chef on TV. Now he just sits around with his ASS up his ASS!!!"
"I don't have a God Complext, God has a ME complex!"
"I'm not the new anybody, i'm the only me"
"Deal with life, cuz life aint gonna deal with you"



Where Am I?
-Tommy's Bar
-Blarneystone
-Plush
-Any Club
-The 8 Ball Cafe.
-IGA-Even tho i dont work there anymore
-Coquits Skatepark parking lot
-Stanley Park
-Downtown
-In a park somwhere drinking (usually Glen)
-The Gazebo
-Coquits Center
-Poco (not as much anymore)
-Roaming the streets with a pack of Violent Vandals.
-St. James Well Pub



What's that Noise?
-Hip Hop (all hip-hop, mostly underground)
-Techno (Trance, Tribal, Drum N Bass, Electronica)
-Oldschool Rock (60's, 70's)
-Alternative/Rock/Punk/Metal (A lil of everything)
-Ethnic (Bungada, Flamenco, Celtic, Etc)
-Classical (Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Opera)
-Country (Yes, there is some good country out there)
Absolutely anything with Skill or Uniqueness.
I'm always open to hearing new stuff, i'm not one of those "Since i didnt discover it first, it can't be good" type of people.

Oh yeah, and i'm a Songwriter/Lyracist/Rapper/Producer/Guitarist.


What's on the Tele?
-Third Watch
-Monster Garage
-American Chopper
-Porn
-The Discovery Channel (I'm smart like that)
-UnderGrads
-Home Movies
-Family Guy
-The Brak Show
-Rap City
-Late Night with Conan O'Brien
-The Joy of Painting
-Miami Ink (not Inked...dont care much for soap operas)

Let's go to the Cinemas
-Run Lola, Run
-Clockwork Orange
-Fight Club
-Nightmare Before Christmas
-Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2
-Scarface
-Reservoire Dogs
-Night, Dawn, and Day of the Dead. (All Zombie Movies)
-28 Days Later
-Platoon
-Full Metal Jacket
-Sci-Fi stuff
-Training Day
-8-Mile
-Fast and the Furious (The first one ONLY!)
-Apocalypse Now
-American Beauty
-Alice in Wonderland
-Dracula
-Almost all Vampire/Werewolf movies
-Too many more

If you understand any of the following jokes, consider yourself a personal friend
-If you havnt met the apes, then you're living with the grapes.
-Stupid Girl....Stupid Girl...Up-tairs? Wam-Gram-Movie?
-Those chicks were so hot, they coulda been guys!
-Downright Mike....I Sprayed Mike, with bear-mace
-Rock Quarry Rape N' Kill.
-JaJaJa ROR, Rorrrin on the Froor, Raffin my fuckin ass off.
-Glazed Donuts anyone?
-"Dont look at the guy...he kick our ass"..."Dude...thats a chick"..."Oh."
-Kick P-unit...kick him again...and again...and again!
-Pink is gay-bait.
-The movie is about Black Society. You might like it.

You and I should get away for a while.
I just wanna be alone with your smile.
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car.
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to madagascar.
Cuz when i'm with you, theres nothing i wouldnt do.
I just wanna be your only one.

and my girlfriend makes me pancakes at midnight.










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Just Haze!

You ask me why i do it?
Cuz Pain is Temporary
Glory Lasts forever
and Chicks dig Scars.

I'm Driving Around
In My Car
I'm Driving Too Fast
I'm Driving Too Far
I'd Like to Change My Point of View,
I Feel So Lonely, I'm Waiting For You
But Nothing Ever Happens.
And I Wonder....

ish i like:

My girl Ashley
Bulk Socks
Import Models....omg i love import models. Hence why i have a fly import.
Bustin moves.
Ice cream with candies/chocolate in it, that makes you practically mine the entire tub just looking for the treasure.
My Nephew Colby (From my cousin, i'm an only kid)
The Remix
240SXs
Nissans
Weird people that are interesting.
Colored hair (mine used to be bright yellow...no not blonde...Anime Hair)
That feeling you get the next day after working out. when you feel all stiff and you cant move smoothly..but your like "hells yeah that feels good"
Weird ****.
Finding Gnomes in the forrest
Mushrooms
Glow in the dark.
Weed
Drinking (i hate being the desi. Please people...let me drink!)
Boobies
Ass
bubble butts
unique chicks.
Explosives
Homemade bombs
HMA's (Home made artillery)
Handcuffs
Whips
Microphones
Spray Cans
Spray Paint
Graffiti
Art
Knives
Rice
F+CKING
Making Love.
Having Sex.
Chemicals
Breaking stuff to find out how it works.
Finding out how to fix something because you broke it.
Crack barrel shotguns
My Plecostamus named BAH fish.
The Powerpuffer (greatest unknown bong ever)
Lugz shoes/boots.
Toques. Alot
Wristbands (i need more. If you have some, you can donate them to me)
Emo Chicks
Hip Hop chicks
Rocker chicks
Punk chicks
Normal chicks
Unique undescribable chicks.
One liners.
One punches.
Porn
Dragon Ball Z
Drawing
Hotrods
Imports
Tuners
Trucks
Lowriders
Motorcycles
Choppers
engine type ****
MSI
Underground everything.
Underground music
Underground Clothing
Underground scenes.
Hip Hop Culture
I guess i used to be Goth/EMO
Before Emo was even a word. Nobody said Emo.
Hacker words like "Pwn3D" and "Teh Suxorz"
Head
Getting Head
Going down on chicks.
Tongues.
Threesomes
Orgies.
Bi-sexual/Open Minded chicks.
Being tied to a bed.
Tying girls up to beds
Just dont both get tied up...its really tough that way.
Respect
Incense (not incest you fucks)
not having words like **** **** ***** replaced with little **** signs.
Lists.
Being ******* hilarious.
I'm ******* hilarious.
Being the coolest person at parties.
My Kitty Mocha
Bottle Rockets
Photography
Models of all kinds
Plastic Model Kits
Figurine Painting
Chess
Paintball
Digital Cameras
Car Audio
Subs/Amps/Speakers/Decks/Screens
Pumpkins
Bacon
Cd's
Being a Pirate
Arrrrgghhh
Mayteeee
Brits
Asians
Viets, Flips, Koreans, Japs.
(i said i like them...i'm not a racist yo)
Coke not pepsi.
Origami
Japanese Caligraphy
Swords
Dog treats (Jerky Treats are the best)
Getting totally F*cked up.
Tim Burton Movies: Favs:
Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward ScissorHands
BeatleJuice!!!!!
Being the one everyone wonders about.
Organization when done properly.
Being so fresh and so clean.
My friends.
Having the uncanny ability to be the most G'd Up gangsta today, and the blackest goth the next day.
Jesse James
Punching stuff ninja style.
Having super-Ninja style.
Edgar Allan Poe
Ravens
Crows
Racoons
Electricity
Fire
Astrology
Walking into Dark Forests
The Forest
The Ocean
Mountains
Outdoors
Camping
Fishing
Mystery
Being Alone (sometimes)
The Moon
Blue Moons
Dragons
LOTR ish
Building Models
Biking
Martial Arts
Tae-Kwon Do
Kum-Do (Ken-do)
Hapkido
Beautiful things that nobody else notices.
Streetlights
Lamps
Gates
Construction yards
Underground Construction sites
Abandoned buildings
Respect (to me and others)
Being in charge.
Having a plan.
Black with any other color.
Blue, and Black and Red.
Leather.
Bling Bling
Oldschool ****
Military ****
Tactics
Customizing EVERYTHING!
Chuck Palahniuk
Mescaline-induced sexual encounters in bathtubs.
Clubbing
Being a Bar-Star
Being a Rock-Star
Being a Porn-Star
Confusion
Chaos
Fights
Conflict
Spontanaity
Near-Death Experiences.
Underused, tacky, oldschool hip-hop terms. B, Fresh, Fly, ill, Snap, Skippy
Megz





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People who think they're me
People who think they're better than me, at anything....i'm the best at everything. lol.
Wiggers (not white rappers/hiphop heads...theres a difference) ,
Mouthy motherfuckers,
wannabes,
backstabbers,
closed minded people,
all-talk motherfuckers,
Disrespectful dicks.
my work,
my bosses,
putting my car into a wall.
Onions.
taking paintballs to the knuckles. They kill.
Suicide For Attention
Cutters
People who dont understand what the **** death is.
People who's best friend is the Hyperbole.
people who don't know what Hyperbole is.
Awkward people (well some awkward people)
People who can't admit when theyve lost.
Street Racing in the Rain.
Cocaine
NO-SKILL BANDS!!!
ICP
Life
Death
People who know NOTHING about cars...and then act like they do cuz they saw fast and the furious.
People who say "Stage Three Turbo"
People who lie about what kind of car they have...cuz they think you dont know anything about cars. and then you start asking them about it...and they know nothing.
People Without Common Sense.
Stereotypes
Labels put on people where they dont belong. However Labels save time.
Not being in a position of Status.
Genuinly Arrogant people (not fake-funny-arrogant like me)
People who think ALL cops are assholes. No friend, it's just the only cops you'll run into for stupid reasons are gonna be Assholes! it's not like a cop is gonna pull you over to tell you that you're driving very well. Or Tell you that you dont look suspicious.
People who don't know the Law and think they do.
Gay-Bashers
Racists
KKK
Sexists
Squares.
People that think their life is SOOoooOOOooo Horrible.
Cd's that Skip.
Nexus Whores.
Nexus accounts that have like a dozen different sub-sections to each "about you, likes and dislikes" section. And then they insist on writing in 20 different colors, usually WHITE! LIKE WTF!? most of us use gray backgrounds...so WTF would you use white? Oh yeah, and they also have like fifty pointless little box-pictures with STUPID ******* sayings in them. Especially the suicide ones. OMG i can't STAND THOSE! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, AND DO IT YOU RETARDS! YOU GIVE DEAD PEOPLE A BAD NAME!!!! But the ones with like 50 pictures of Christina Aguilera or some stupid pointless RETARDED **** like that is just as bad. OR they have pictures of themselves over and over, and little emoticons and pictures everywhere!!! F*UCK!! IS NEXUS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? If you fucks spent HALF as much time putting that kind of effort into something real...maybe this world would be a better place! ****. And pic's that say "VOTE PLZ" GET A LIFE YOU STUPID SKANKS. Also ppl with pictures of themselves on the fone!!! WTF?! ARE YOU RETARDED? And pictures of chicks bending over to show their tits...and then the caption is like "Just me" WELL IF YOU"RE A ******* ****-ASS-HOE-BAG-TRAILER-TRASH-JERRY-SPRINGER-WANN​ABE-SKANK that's just you. GET A LIFE! ALL YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE! GO OUT, DO SOMETHING, MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF. LIVE SOME EXPERIENCES, GO ON AN ADVENTURE! JUST DO SOMETHING YOU STUPID F*UCKS!!!!! FUUUUUCK!

THE HUMAN RACE MAKES ME SICK!!!



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