The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German,which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish(Euro for short).
In the first year, s will be used instead of the soft c. Sertainly,sivil servants will resieve this with joy. Also the hard c will be replaced with k Not only will this klear up konfusion , but
typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,when the troublesome ph will be replaced by f This will make words like fotograf 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkorage the removal of double letters,which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, all wil agree that the horible mess of silent es in the languag is disgraceful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peipl will be reseptiv to steps such as replacing th by z and w by v.
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary o kan be drord from vords kontaining ou , and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
And after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze first place
TEN FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Greg
First Screen Name: dalucky1
First Pet: doggy named charlie
First Piercing: none
First Crush: uhm.. no idea
First CD: blink 182 maybe?
NINE LASTS
Last Alchoholic Beverage: 7up+raspberrysmirnoff + lucky
Last Car ride home from someone: i drive people home.
Last Movie Watched: Lucky Number Slevin
Last Phone Call: dommie
Last Song Played: something by death from above 1979
Last time you Cried: dont remember
Last Bubble Bath: few years ago
Last Break Up:3 years ago ish?
Last Kiss: 30 mins ago
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVER
Have you ever been arrested? no
Have you ever skinny dipped: yes
Have you ever been on tv: yes
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regreted it? no
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone? yes
Have you ever cheated on someone? no
Have you ever been caught doing the nasty in public: no
SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING
1. tshirt
2. boxers
3. jeans
4. belt
5. sock #1
6. sock #2
7. ....
SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. school
2. homework
3. driving
4. watched the food netwok
5. played monopoly with dommie and her sister
6. Dommie. (not kidding)
(just kidding)
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Dommie
2. bikes
3. skiing
4. sushi
5. MUSIC
FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. Dommie
2. Nick
3. Matt
4. Menna
THREE CHOICES
1. Tan or No Tan: tan
2. Hot or Cold: hot
3. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. 8-sum
2. travel the world
ONE THING YOU REGRET: nothing i can think of.
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Copy and paste this. Fill it out and send it to all your friends including the person who sent it to you. Do this because the person who sent it to you didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff.
Time started: 1:15
Full Name: Patrick Robert Derkacz
Single or Taken: Taken
Sex: m
Birthday: jan 18th
Sign: capricorn
Siblings: none
Eye colour: green
Shoe size: 11
Height: 5'11" ish
What are you? (country wise): Polska
Innie or Outie: Innie
What are you wearing right now: jeans, tshirt.
Where do you live: Calgary
Righty or lefty: leftay.
Any pets: 2 kittys and a doggy
Relationships ----------------------
Who are your good friends?: matt, nick, menna, arthur, victor, john... list goes on..
Do you have a bf or gf?: Yes
Did you send this to your crush?: n/a
Best place to go for a date: don't care.
Where is your favorite place to shop?: value village...
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?: no.
Favorites ---------------------
Favourite kind of pants: jeans
Number: 69
Boys Name: jesus.
Girls Name: jesus.
Subject in school: Math
Animal: doggys
Drink: guiness. omfg. tastey.
Sport: does bmxing
Fast-Food Place: wendys
Month: june
Band: the main ones: Jimmy Eat World, Modest Mouse, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Billy Talent, Armin Van Buuren, Gabreil and Dresden, Bob Marley, Rage Against The Machine
Movie: Crash
Breakfast: mmm, polish bacon and eggs.
Cologne: no idea.
Perfume: no idea.
Favourite cartoon character: Stewey Griffin
Have you ever -------------------
Given anyone a bath: no
Smoked: Yes
Bungee: No - Jumped off a 60 foot cliff though
Made yourself throw-up: yes
Gone skinny dipping: yes
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: Yes
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: no
Broken a bone: yes
Played truth or dare: Yes
Been in a physical fight: no
Been in a police car: No
Been on a plane: Yes
Come close to dying: No
Been in a sauna: Yes
Been in a hot tub: Yes
Fallen asleep in school: Yes
Ran away?: No
Broken someone's heart: no
Cried when someone died: yes
Flashed someone: Yes
Cried in school: Yes
Fell off your chair: Yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: no
Saved MSN conversations: Yes
Saved e-mails: Yes
Fallen for one of your best friends?: no
Made out with just a friend: no
Used someone: yeah
Been cheated on? no
Done something you regret?: yes
What is.. ----------------------
Your good luck charm: i dont have one
Best song you ever heard: too many!
Stupidest thing you have ever done: drank toooo much.
What's your room like: something out of an ikea catalogue
Last thing you said: thats the only thing that makes sence
What is beside you: my laptop
What shampoo do you use?: head and shoulders
Something that has happened to you this year: hurted my knee.
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: hurted my knee..
have you ever had--------------------------
Chicken pox: no
Sore Throat: Yes
Broken nose: no
do you-------------------------------------
Believe in love at first sight: No
Like picnics: Yes
Like school: ...Yes
Schools you have gone to: parkdale, mdh, St. Marys
Hate anyone: not especially
Would you:---------------------------------
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: Yes
Go to a Manson concert if you had a free ticket: Yes
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars: Yes
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: chuck norris
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would you tell them: depends
Do you admire guys/girls: ..girls.
Who is the last person that called you: matthew
Who was the last person you slow danced with: omg junior high much
What makes you laugh the most: nick.
What makes you smile: dommie
Who was the last person----------------------
You touched?: matthew
You massaged: dommie
You Kissed?: some hot chick at the lake... no. dommie.
You Yelled at?: my dad.
Who broke your heart: ...
Who told you they loved you: dont rember
Is your loudest friend: nick.
Do you/Are You:------------------------------------------
Do you like filling these out: not really.
Do you wear contacts or glasses: no
Do you like yourself: Yes
Do you get along with your family: mhmm
Do you do drugs: nop
Have piercings below the waist? no
Stolen anything over $50: no
Obsessive?: Sometimes
Compulsive? not really.
Anorexic? No
Suicidal? No
Final questions ----------------------
How many people are you sending this to: None
What are you listening to right now?: billy talent II
What makes you happy: friends. eating. biking. dirtbiking. music
How many buddies are on your list: 172
What did you do yesterday: snuck into a movie. walked aorund the mall.
Hated someone in your family: no
Got any awards: no. i suck.
What car do you wish to have: Audi RS6, or an A4, or a skyline.
Where do you want to get married: dont matter.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: id be rich. and good at biking.
Good driver: oh yeahh.
Good dancer: hell no.
Good Singer: nope.
Have a lava lamp: its borked.
How many remote controls are in your house: 7 i think.
Are you double jointed: no
What do you dream about: i dont remember many dreams.
Last time you showered: 30 minutes ago
The last movie you saw at the theatres: Clerks 2, but i got kicked out.
Scary or happy movies: Scary
Chocolate or white milk: Choco.
Root beer or Dr. Pepper: Root Bear
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: jello
jello Vanilla or chocolate: vanilla
Skiing or Boarding: skiing
Summer or winter: summer
Silver or Gold: silver
Diamond or pearl: diamonds
Sunset or Sunrise: sunset
Sprite or 7up: sprite
Orange juice or apple juice: mm, orange
Cats or dogs: dogs
Coffee or tea: tea
Phone or in person: person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: only.
Indoor or outdoor: outside.
--GUYS ONLY SECTION--
Thongs or Panties: either.
Makeup or none: none or very little.
Painted nails or not: dont matter.
Straight hair or curly hair: dont matter.
Freckles or none: freckles.
Jewellery or not: sure.
Dark or light eyes: light
Cute or hot girls: beautiful
What do you notice first about girls: eyes.
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