Howdy i am matt. and i am the coolest person i know and sarah is the 1.5 coolest person i know(lol). long story. But not really. we just decided one day that she was the 1.5 coolest person i know.

I'm very much into video games, enough so that i waited outside Wal-Mart for 11 hours just to get the Wii on opening day. I hate the Nintendo DS with every hate thingy in my body. Every game for it was ridiculously awful and i lost interest in them VERY, VERY QUICKLY!

For those who don't know i work for Wal-Mart, a store that everyone thinks is very evil. And i'm hear to tell you that it's not that bad. It just consumes your very soul to the point where everytime you step into the store you want to cut yourself. Btw i'm not emo. But i do have a jewish friend who happens to be emo (srry Jody).

Also i'm pretty much hyper all the time. No matter what time of day as long as i'm with friends i'm hyper.

I've acctually had a teacher tell one of my friends it was "socially responsible" for her to be sitting next to me in the morning. She basically implied i was a retard. But she did have good reason. It was do to a very awsome doodle made during a VERY boring french class.

FUNTASTIC IS NOT A WORD!!!!!! and i oppose all those who say it is *shaking fist angrily*

I'm a band geek and a lit nerd but i hate both classes with a passion. English Lit. just pisses me off to no end. And band well we just wont even talk about band.

I have very awsome friends Sarah for instance is the 1.5 coolest person i know only slightly behind myself. Christi is also pretty cool, just for her real name Christiana Michelle Danger Cobra Coberg. Nick is also pretty cool i must say, but his jeep is a peice, i may drive a grandma car, but at least it has a bumper and headlight! And Colin you wouldn't be mentioned here but you cut your hair so, I'M SO HAPPY! seriously though it was way to freaking long!

My insults vary form the overused BURN, to the underrated YOUR MOM, but to top it all off the always enjoyable O'SNAP!!

WoW will consume your soul!!!!! I'm speaking from experience and btw kyle U R ADDICTED!!

KIKI
Omg i don't know where to start. We've been friends since grade 8 and i don't what to talk about first. Well how about we start with the plan for after grad. We are totally going to go backpacking around Europe and you know y. Lol jeremy and Rachelle were like the worst couple EVER. I loved our 3 hour drives at 3 in the moring to Vancouver fo absolutley no reason! Chemistry was fun (aside from the provincial) ohh god that provincial was awful. My party was tres awsome especially since we could have both been fucked by sarah! And we got to watch Buba-Ho-tep and the producers! U have to admit the producers was a very, very good movie! Going to Tim HOrtons at midnight and glaring at the people in the drive through. SNAKES ON A PLANE! "I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!". I'm terribly sorry that i groped you, but u know now that it meant nothing.

And i will conclude by saying "I'm Gonna Sing the Doom Song Now: Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom"

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The Harry Potter series, The Artemis Fowl Series, The Summons(it's really not but Jody ur my Idol) i don't think there are many except for THE DRIVING BOOK!!!!!!! (my god that book is dry!!!) I acctually don't find readin all that great to be totally honest it takes a really good book to keep me entertained[/center]

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Kyle D.
Colin E.
Sarah T.
Christiana Michelle Danger Cobra Coberg
Nick P.
Christina B.
Erik H.
Becca C. (Springtime For Hitler, AND GERMANY!)
Megan S.
Tara P.
Courtney S. (there r u happy there is clarity now)
Jody K. (omg it’s a jewish emo kid!)
Lenna Ea.
Amanda F.
Sarah McC
Elsie Pludampie (are you happy now)
Jasmine H.
Sarah G.
Sam(from work)
Rachelle N.
Chris S.
Coral S. (YOUR MOM’S A MICROWAVE!)
The guy from the envision jazz festival who was so fat he had no knees
Staceyith Jith.
Bethany B.
Courtney McC.
Jen-again Abrahamlinconson
Malcolm McC.
Mellisa L. (She's just so stupid)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Brent K.
Hayley McD. (there i added you)
Sheena J.
The Lazy Volunteer
Anyone who plays the vibraphone
John S.
Alex T.
Matt McE.
Brittany L.
TRAINEE!!(I can’t believe you wanted a transfer. Now I never get to see you!)
Heather P. (are you stuck in Zelda again? When are you not stuck!)
Jen… don’t know the first initial of your last name
Mr. Lachance (best teacher EVER)
Sammy G.
Jenna C. (Why didn't you apply to the connections Ctr?)
Mrs. D (for letting us make a court case involving a Cobra)
Hitler (not cuz of the jew killing thing just cuz he's so darn cute!)






THE NINTENDO WII
Legend Of Zelda: The Twilight Princess
Wii Sports
Rayman:Raving Rabbids

Excite Truck
Any Zelda Title
WoW-even though it'll slowly consume my soul




1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
*Alarm clocks are in electronics or jewlery
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares!... and see what happens.
*Wal-mart doesn't have number codes we use colors
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
*Most wal-marts have gotten rid of lay away
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
*Wal-mart canada does not carry guns in store only amunition
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here

You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.

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Nintendo DS and every game ever made for it
Rent
When people call a jeep a truck!

I don't really dislike anything all that major just LIT AND BAND (i'm totally exploiting band for the trip to disneyland!)

But anywho's Talk to Ya'llz Later