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I Freakin Love

-Fans at the Eskimos game! Drunk or sober, teenage or middle-age, there's a shitload of awesome strangers to be met. They make my night, no matter how shitty the Eskimos could be doing. <3
-Football in the rain!!!! My God that storm against BC was the sweetest thing ever. If you don't like rain you don't love football
-Sitting around with friends and talking about the most pointless stuff, but it's so damn fun. Fires after football games are tops.
-How Roy Halladays real name is Harry Leroy Halladay. Hhahahaha
-Driving with people who have their music blaring
-High fiving drunks in cars, or having conversations with random people in the car next to you
-Making random plans
-The phantom 5
-My pops. Makes me proud to say my daddys a fireman
-Singing Bohemian Rhapsody at random intervals in groups
-Mitro!!! and stories about Mitro
-Movies that make you think, or keep you awake all night
-Streakers
-Having mock fights with strangers at sporting events
-People who have clever signs at sporting events
-Sleeping in on Saturdays
-Inappropriate jokes about Rod Brind'Amour (Peeerka)
-Don Cherry and J.R
-Shoes
-Anyone I'm friends with
-Family Guy
-SNL (DVD count up to 11 now )
-STAND UP!
-All nighters for drama shows
-beating guys in hockey pools
-When you download a wicked CD and you just want to go running and listen to it
-When the gyms empty
-Old Trucks
-Italian soccer, and Canadian everything else
-How my nonna says "FERNNANDDOOO!"
-laughing at all the people who bought Pronger jerseys Booourns
-How Ricky Ray's losing his hair insanely fast
-Glen Suitor and Chris Cuthbert
-Pierre McGuire and Gord Miller
-Jim Hughson and how he's Godly
-Ice Cream
-a good quote
-How my boss encourages me to go drinking, even if Im working the next day
-JASPER!! must go back again for a campin trip
-Andreas Techno! Yessssss
-LWW, INSAB, and AOGG. So much fun. If anyone has pics from them send them to me Noooowww!!!!!
-All my homies...my pale, suburban, homies. Ye-ah
-When I get loaner phones and whoever had it before forgot to delete all their text messages. "I'll give you half an ounce and a blowjob" mmm. interesting.
-Having conversations with random Oiler fans when they're at the drive through at A&W and you're inside....and then ending up having seats a section over and a row down from them at the game. Excellent.
-Caffreys Pub Platter.. for realz. Mm
-Hard Liquor and fun drunks
T.O.C Cast and Crew I fucking love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/i]




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Christian Troy: You had no right to fire my nanny.
Gina Russo: I don't want my child around cheap common whores.
Christian Troy: He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore.

Christian Troy: I'm a wildly successful plastic surgeon and I have a 33-inch waist. I'm a superhero, so now I'm going to put my cape back on and get back out there.



Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.[/center]