[OMAR] [11ER] [BCHS] [SOCCER PLAYER] [BROWN] [EMPLOYED] [SINGLE]




LIKES :
* SOCCER (MY LIFE)
*DRIVING
*RACING
*WRESTLING
*DRINKING
*PARTYING
*SPORTS

DESLIKES:
*BEING SICK
*SMOKING
*HOMOS
*STUPID IMMIGRANTS
*BITCHES
*LOSING SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT


15 Reasons to date a soccer player.
01. We know how to kick it
02. We like to score often
03. We make you scream for more
04. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
05. Skill is definite
06. We'll play anywhere, anytime
07. We go for 90 min, in 11 different postitions
08. Kicking ass is the same as smacking it
09. We can play anywhere
10. We love grass
11. Sweating is no problem
12. We have great stamina
13. We have perfect touch
14. We'll know where u want it, and when you'll want it
15. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again

Here you go,
Everything I have.
I give you my heart,
My sweat, blood, and tears.

I run, jump, dive,
Sacrifice my body, health, and time
Rain or shine,
I�m out there.

I don�t want to be.
But this game,
It�s part of me.

Day after day,
The game beats me down.
Kicking mud in my face
Destroying my confidence

But I refuse to stay down,
To give up, to fail.
No instead I push harder
Run that extra sprint,
Stay that extra twenty minutes.

Knowing that come game time,
I will rise to the top.
I will be the winner.
I will defeat the game.

IRAQs 4 lyfff BRAaaaa....

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........../ iraq........./
You Know You're IRAQI When...

You have 500, 000, 000 cousins

Your father swears at you with words that effect himself

You refer to another Arab as "cuz"

You refer to an older Arab as "Ammo" or "khala"

Your family is over your house all the time

You've seen a belly dancer at least once in your life

You gossip about your own family...with members of your own family

You get pissed when an Arab is portrayed as a terrorist in a movie

You go to an Arabic restaurant, tell the owner you're an Arab, and expect to get free food

Your favorite food is wara 3anab/ DOLMA

Your parents drink Turkish/strong coffee like 20 million times a day

You have someone tell you your fortune through your coffee cup

You've heard Amr Diab's "Ya nour el ein" 1000000000 times in your life

You know what the debki and a hafli, is/are

Your parents say "estop" instead of "stop"

You teach your American friends Arabic words (mostly bad ones) and get happy when they use them in normal conversations

You can't help but laugh when you hear the word "TEASE"

At least 1 conversation a day is about being ARAB

Your "goodbyes" take an hour

You hug and kiss relatives you've never met

When surrounded by other Arab nationalities and you speak Iraqi no one knows what the hell you're saying.

When talking to Egyptians your Iraqi accent turns Egyptian, when talking to Lebanese, your accent turns Lebanese, ...etc.

If you're a guy, all the Iraqi women already have their eyes on you and want you for their daughter.

If you're a girl, all the Iraqi women think their sons are too good for you.

When Iraqi women get together, they all compete in who's got the loudest voice, and they all talk at the same time.

Iraqis have an extensive and exclusive swearing vocabulary ranging from 'incheb-ee', 'islayma', 'ibn al zafra', 'sarsaree', 'gawad', 'taras', 'barboog', 'thowla', 'booma', '3ama', 'quz al qurt', 'wuja3', 'ghabra',' khal gahba', ' kous ardash', ' bala3 el air', 'akhou letnaish' ..etc.

If lunch doesn't include rice, its not a meal.

When Iraqi guys try to pick up girls, their approach is maybe a bit too aggressive "Hay shlown jamal ya bint al kalb", "Lich hay weyn ray7ah, ta3alee ihna, khen ger-gir?", "Shinoo hal kaykah, jawa3teenee".

When Iraqis dance to 3adel 3ogla or Hatem al 3raqi, everyone returns to their im3aydee roots, everyone goes wild, and all the other non-Arabs get scared.

During a wedding, all the young single people are checking each other out.

You've been beaten up to death by a Na3al (slipper) at least once in your life.

Sarcasm is part of Iraqi DNA, You never know whether the joke is a joke or not!

To be Iraqi you must drink chai (tea) five times a day.

you're outside all day

Soccer is everything for you

you refere to FUCK as { eira'b}

You're dad freakes when you speed

You use canada's rules as shelter from your dady or if it was back in iraq he wouldv'e left the {ne3al's} marks in your back

Our femals have to look at there bext before they leave the house.

You've goten in lots of fights and then got your ass kicked by your dad when he knew


BACK IN 2001 I SEEN THE DEVIL WALKING TO MY COUNTRY AND WHEN IT CAME CLOSE I RAN TO THIs MOTHA FUCKIN PEICE OF SHIT FROZEN LAND BUT I GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO THAT DEVIL WATCH OUT CAUSE I AM THE ONLY REAL MUTHA FUCKIN DEVIL

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_________++000000000000------------------.. ThUg LiFe/ DEATH is A GAME.
i AM THE GAME AND BITCH U CAN'T PLAY ME