Here are some of my favorite quotes .................. i mean alot!!!! lol
Don't let yur mouth get u onto something yur ass can't handle.
We all have to believe in luck, for how else can we explain the success of those we don't like.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> Hepl control human population...remove all warning labels!
A Good friend in one who will bail u out of jail. A Best friend in the one sittin' next to u in the jail cell sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKEN AWESOME!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> The lion may be the king of the jungle, but drop him in Antartica and he's just some penguins bitch!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> A male gyno is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car!
You kno the air bags on airplanes? I don't think they have oxygen, i think they are really just to muffle the screams!
Yes the early bird gets the worm.... but look wut happens to the early worm!!
Yur not drunk if u can lie on the floor without holding on!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I drink to make other ppl interesting.
An alcoholic is anyone you don't like tthat drinks more than u do.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> Reality is an illusion that is created by lack of alcohol.
An intelectual is someone who has found somethin more interesting than sex. [/b]





or goin on scary rides at a theme park