Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck

A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Voltaire

Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Voltaire

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Voltaire

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods
(yessss!)

Being number two sucks.
Andre Agassi




L'amour, c'est l'tit connard en arrière d'la classe qui t'passe des 'tits mots d'amour qui veulent rien dire pour lui, mais tout pour toi. Fuck dat. Fais chier l'monde.

Pis osti qu'c'est quasiment mm pu un Joyeux Noël à cause des maux d'amour pis des maux de tous les jours. Quand est-ce que je pourrai m'endormir en pensant à lui pis en sachant qu'il est à moi et que le lendemain je pourrai m'abandonner dans ses bras.

Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
George W. Bush

America has never been an empire. We may be the only great power in history that had the chance, and refused – preferring greatness to power and justice to glory.
George W. Bush