--`katherinejulia,xo.
nineteen ; single ; fcuk*
From the land of the lost, Trans-Canada cross. Patriotic and
I honor with my hand on my heart. From the greatest of
lakes to the greenest of greens, to the rockiest moutains
and everything in between. Oh Canada, Oh, you no
fan of us? Cause our movies and TV shoes are so amateur?
Yea, we laugh it off, that don't really bother me. Look, we
ain't serious unless we really gotta be. Humorous attitude
like Kidz in The Hall, or Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, hell, we claiming
them all. It's the great white north, home of the funniest actors.
The butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter. The red
and white flag, keep it high, keep it visual. People say Canada
and get stereotypical. Think we finish every sentense with "buddy"
or "bye" and if it ain't that, its either "dude", "eh", or "guy".
Canadaka eh, yeah we considerate people, and smokin marijuana,
we consider it legal. Still doing rap like the 1990s, but thats how we
like it, off time and grimy. I know where i'm from and I told ya before.
I honor with my hand on my heart. From the greatest of
lakes to the greenest of greens, to the rockiest moutains
and everything in between. Oh Canada, Oh, you no
fan of us? Cause our movies and TV shoes are so amateur?
Yea, we laugh it off, that don't really bother me. Look, we
ain't serious unless we really gotta be. Humorous attitude
like Kidz in The Hall, or Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, hell, we claiming
them all. It's the great white north, home of the funniest actors.
The butt of the joke with an abundance of laughter. The red
and white flag, keep it high, keep it visual. People say Canada
and get stereotypical. Think we finish every sentense with "buddy"
or "bye" and if it ain't that, its either "dude", "eh", or "guy".
Canadaka eh, yeah we considerate people, and smokin marijuana,
we consider it legal. Still doing rap like the 1990s, but thats how we
like it, off time and grimy. I know where i'm from and I told ya before.
Ohh Canada !
North of America, hard to ignore. Everytime I got away I tell them for
sure. I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada. I've been around the globe
and heard the confusion. Honestly, alot of y'all are ignorant and stupid.
Yes, we have microwaves, TVs and cellphones. Unintelligent fuck, we
invented the telephone. We made Yahtzee, the lightbulb, hockey, and
bred the greatest players: Gretzy to Crosby. We all got at least one
drinking buddy and after one drink, all of us think we're funny. Our
national mascot's a damn beaver. Oh Canada, we love our beaver.
Home of Hells Angels and RCMP. Home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV.
No doubt, the underground railroad. George St-Pierre, right here is
where he call home. Our health care system, y'all know it's free. Keep
our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth. I won't even get
into the music industry. They say hip hop is dead, nah it's up
north with me. I could do this all day, it's a part of my routine.
But supper's almost done and tonight - POUTINE!
sure. I'm from Canada, oh-oh-oh Canada. I've been around the globe
and heard the confusion. Honestly, alot of y'all are ignorant and stupid.
Yes, we have microwaves, TVs and cellphones. Unintelligent fuck, we
invented the telephone. We made Yahtzee, the lightbulb, hockey, and
bred the greatest players: Gretzy to Crosby. We all got at least one
drinking buddy and after one drink, all of us think we're funny. Our
national mascot's a damn beaver. Oh Canada, we love our beaver.
Home of Hells Angels and RCMP. Home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV.
No doubt, the underground railroad. George St-Pierre, right here is
where he call home. Our health care system, y'all know it's free. Keep
our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth. I won't even get
into the music industry. They say hip hop is dead, nah it's up
north with me. I could do this all day, it's a part of my routine.
But supper's almost done and tonight - POUTINE!