Phoenix|. - 23, Male, Saskatoon
Phoenix|.'s Blog90 Hits
Alex...
/sigh

I miss alex so much...


This summer is coming to a close
And I'm starting to figure out
That I cannot live without you
Ooh, I hope you're thinking of me
'Cause all the stars above me sing your name
I'll never be the same again.

So please don't forget to call me
Just to let me know
You're doing okay, miles away from me

This summer was the best I've ever had
I never want to see it end
So let's pretend that
We're never going back home again
Just say those three words
I know you're thinking
I'm sick of wasting time on these formalities
Please never leave my side

So please don't forget to call me
Just to let me know
You're doing okay, miles away from me
(2x)
Miles away from me

So please tell me darling
Why you're so far away
When I need you beside me tonight
(2x)

So please don't forget to call me
Just to let me know
You're doing okay, miles away from me
 

COMMENTS
OutofStyle. - 20, Female, Regina
03:42am | Jan 21, '09
...whose alex?
IMAGINED. - 18, Female, Edmonton
02:26am | Jan 22, '09
A successful Falcon Punch requires a focusing energy and win into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible--hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen.
Proper Execution

The best way to deliver a quick, effective Falcon Punch is by cocking your fist back, throwing your chest out, and screaming "FALCOOOOON!" at the top of your lungs. The scream should slowly increase in pitch and volume and gather power as it continues, until you've gathered enough win in your hand to crushfuck the undesired fetus. Then, unleash the gathered fury in your fist and use it to abort your girlfriend's illegitimate child, whilst using a new scream that simply states the action you are doing at that very moment: "PUUUUNCH!"

Comment on Alex...
Join or login to post comments.