This is a Valentine's truth survey. So don't lie:

Do you like anyone?
big time!!!

Do you love anyone?
Yes.

Are you a player?
no im not cocky enogh to be one

Would you get back together with any of your exes?
probably not

Have you ever kissed anyone on your top friends?
yes

Have you slept over at the opposite sex's house?
no

Do you prefer group dates or single ones?:
single ones

Small kisses or makeout sessions?:
makeout sessions

Do you like cuddling up and watching movies?:
yeah thats like everynight for me!!

Any plans for valentines day?
uhmm dunno yet

What's the best valentines day present for a girl?
i dont have a clue ive never given one... but im just gonna say lots and lots of lovin

Taken or single?
taken.

If you could push one person off a mountain, who would it be?
ashley smith... just so i could say that i created the biggest crator in the world

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
work

Do you get attached to people easily?
yes and no

Have you ever been to California?
yup

Do you go to school?
somewhat

Do you like roller coasters?
hate

Ever cut class?
yes.

What's your favorite TV show?
24, house, greys, i got lots

How many times have you been in love?
Once.

Do you have any pets?
duke, shivers, rosebud, dusty

Do you curse a lot?
sometimes

What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
go back to bed for 10 min

What's your favorite season?
summer

Have you been on a date in the last 2 weeks?
syeah with jen and mamma kerr

Are Chuck Norris jokes funny?
yeah

What's your favorite food?
ceaser salad

What's the last movie you saw in the theater & with who ?
cant remember but wth jen

Can you live without the computer?
yup

Do you hide your emotions?
sometimes

Do you like chick flicks?
hate em

when was the last time you got flowers?
never

Who was the last person you were in a moving vehicle with?
pappa bear and little shit head of a brother

Best kind of pizza?
all meat

Would you take care of your friends while they're sick?
fuck no... im not their bitch

What was the last CD you purchased?
i dunno

When was the last time you dyed your hair?
never

Have you ever watched a movie drunk?
yeah several

Do you wish at 11:11?
uhm past my bedtime

Do you have any piercings?
no

Last person you hugged?
jen

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
gabes driveway

What are you wearing on your feet?
Socks.

How many times have you texted today?
10

Who was your last comment from?
????

What is your current conversation about?
noything

Do you have a crush on someone?
more then a crusdh

Where were you 2 days ago?
cant remember

Underline the stuff that happened this year.....

lost a friend - stayed single the whole year - kissed someone new - made out in a car -kissed in the snow - kissed in the rain -fell in love - had your heart broken - broke someone else's heart - had a stalker -questioned your sexual orientation - came out of the closet - got married - had a divorce - had a gay marriage - dated someone you'll never forget -done something you've regretted- lost your true love -lost faith in love - kissed under mistletoe -shoplifted - caught a shoplifter - been caught shoplifting - got a promotion - got a pay raise - changed jobs -lost your job - quit your job - applied for a job - dated a co-worker -dated your boss - dated your boss' daughter/son -got fired from your job - did something you were proud of -discovered a new talent - were involved in something you'll never forget - painted a picture - wrote a poem - ran a mile -listened to music you couldn't stand - double-dipped - skinny-dipped - went to a sleepover - went camping - threw surprise party - had a party thrown for you -laughed till you cried - laughed till you peed in your pants -slept the whole day - flirted with a boy/girl/boyfriend/girlfriend - visited a different country - cooked a disastrous meal -lost something important to you - got a gift you adore -realized something new about yourself - tried to lose weight - tried to gain weight - tripped over a coffee table -dyed your hair - came close to losing your life - someone close to you died - went to a party - drank alcohol - drank alcohol underage -did drug(s) - got drunk - got arrested -read a great book - saw a great movie - pretended to like someone - saw a movie so scary that it made you cry -saw one of your favorite band/artist live - saw someone famous in person - did something you want to tell everyone - enjoyed this year overall.

Hi my name is: kyle
But you can call me: nigger faggot
When I'm nervous: ill probably say somethin retarded
Last night: took jen out to dinna, then went back to her crib

PART 1: YOU
Were you a planned baby? dont think so
Were you the first? yeah
Are your parents still married? ah yeah

PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
Do you have low self esteem? nope, dont give a fuck what ppl thank about me
Do you get depressed easily? kinda

PART 3: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look? yeah
Describe your hair: a mess
Where do you buy most of your clothes? plush, FS

PART 4: RANDOM
Ever been kicked out of a bar? no
Ever drunk dial an ex? no
Can you tie a cherry stem using your tongue? no i wish i had mad skills lie that

PART 5: THE OUTDOORS
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Do you like walking in the rain? oh yeah baby
Do you like thunderstorms? sooo much

PART 6: FOOD
Are you a vegetarian? i luv meat
Anything you absolutely could eat forever? ceaser salad

PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE
Do you want to get married? in time
Have you ever been in love? not yet
Are you in a relationship now? yes sir

PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS
1. Where is your cell phone? under my crotch
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Jen
3. Your hair? dark brown
4. Your style? snowboarder, yeah its a style
6. Siblings? 2
7. Your dream last night? oh it was a gooder
8. Your favorite drink? alexander keiths baby
9. Car you want? subaru wrx sti
10. The room you are in: spare bedroom
11. Your life goal?: just be happy
12. Your fears?: ive got alot
13. Piercings? nah
14. Tonight? thinkin of you
15. Last night? with jen
16. Check out Superbad? oh yeah
17. Things on your wishlist: WINTER TIRES
18. Where did you grow up? right here at home
19. Favorite movie(s)?lotr, star wars.
20. What are you wearng? stepchild hoodie, quicksilver shirt, zoo york pants, silk boxers
21. Tattoos? not yet
22. Ketchup?yummy
23. Your computer? BALLIN
24. Your friends? unreal
25. Your mood? its very good these days
26. Missing? Jen
27. What are you thinking about right now? when im gonna see you next
28. Your car/truck is? is a piece of shit with terrible tires
29. Your work? is fuckin pimpin
30. Your summer? aiight
31. Your favorite song? apocalyptica- i dont care
32. Your favorite color(s)? green baby
33. When is the last time you laughed? 2 min ago
34. Last time you cried? nothin worth cryin about,,, im not a bitch
35. High school? kick ass
36. Last text? jen
37. Last received call? evan
38. Last IM? kyle peddy
39. Crushing? jen of course
40. Life? all you stuck up goody goods are gonna regret the way youve wasted your lives one day... so start havin some fun

hate how one day you say you wanna be with me and the next you act like im not there.... cool beans

69 Questions Guaranteed You've Never Answered.

1. Would you bang your neighbour? negative
2. What describes your relationship status? single... fo now
3. Where are you? in the guest bedroom/ comp room
4. What's the last movie you've seen? italian job / child support / derelictica
5. the last person you held hands with ? jen kerr
6. Who Is Your Best Friend? lots of peeps
7. Who have you talked to most today? too early, but my mom
8. Do you carve pumpkins every year? yeah
9. Colour of your underwear? black and grey silk
10. Colour of your shirt? black and grey polka dots
11. I'm always... wanting snow
12. Who's on speed dial 2? 4? 6? no speed dial
13. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for? kinda 2, but only serious about 1
14. Whats your favourite season? winter
15. Good advice if you ever go camping? dont shit where you eat
16. Are you a bad influence? yeah
17. rather have your name or your siblings name? all mine
19. Would you do anything for someone else? depends on who
20. Have you ever been called a bitch? yeah just yesterday
21. Have you ever been called a slut? negative
22. What is your ringtone? fortune faded - rhcp
24. Are your grades good? yeah my one full class
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out? meh
26. Does your best friend(s) have a Nexopia? yea
27. Whose page did you visit last? dunno
28. Last time you went out to lunch? 2 days ago
30. Who is your favourite character from Friends? joey
31. Do you have a tattoo? no
32. Do you want one? yeah
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CD? nope
34. What did you do last night? went shoppin with jen, then went to my place and watched movies
35. Are you a Lost fanatic? no
36. What's your name spelled backwards? elyk
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library? dunno
38.iPod or Zune? ipod
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly? no
40. King of the Hill? no
41. Do you read trashy romance novels often? never
42. What's the last thing you bought? guitar hero world tour, which doesnt work on my crappy ass ps2
43. What's the last thing someone bought you? movie ticket
44. Do you ever sing obnoxiously in the shower? never
45. What's in your CD player right now? rev theory
46. What's your favourite movie? the lord of the rings
47. Another favourite movie? harry potter
48. Do you believe everyone has a soul mate? nope
49. Can you sing? not at all
50. Do you play any instruments? nope
53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization? no
54. have you ever been to South America or Africa? never
55. Do you know how to knit? not at all
56. Do you have a job? ah yeah babeh
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on nexopia? god no
58. What are you doing right now besides this survey? asking my moma if i can go to the city
59. Last place you went for vacation? La
60. Favourite number? 21
61. Physics or chemistry? dunno the difference
62. Facebook or Myspace? facebook
64. R-rated or G-rated movies? r rated
66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars? lotr
67. Fly or road trip? road trip fo sho
68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman, or the Hulk, or SilverSurfer? batman
69. What's your favourite Disney movie? alladin

how many days until your birthday? 6 months i think
Do people often pronounce your name incorrectly? no
Do plastic plants annoy you? meh
Did you help pick out your mouse pad? nope
What`s your worst habit in class? not going to class
Do you have pets? dog, cat, horse and muh donkey
What's the backround on your computer? blue squares
What internet service do you use? telus
What facewash?: body wash???
Do you paint your nails? no
Do you like thinking about the future? sometimes
What are you listening to?: nadda
Jewelry? nothing
Are you talking to/IMing someone?: nope
Are you wearing socks? ah yeah babeh
Is your hair wet?: no, but i am

Body Language:
What do you do when you`re nervous?: crack the nucks, and look around alot
What do you do when you`re frustrated? bottle it up inside
If you`re biting your lip, what does that usually mean about your mood? nervous
How are you usually feeling when you cross your arms?: fuck... i'm cold
What`s your mood if you are more quiet then usual?: my throat hurts
When you`re fidgeting with your hands/other things?: means i'm on crack
What do you do when you want everyone to know to leave you alone? punch them in the vagina
What do you do when you`re feeling insecure? run around naked

Random:
Do you own a green rock?: yes
Is your room clean?: yup
Are you a good actor/actress? i can lie pre good
What are you expecting?: to go out and buy a dress shirt and tie soon
Who's the last person you held hands with? no idea
Do you have a fireplace? ah yeah babeh
What kind of cereal did you last have?: apple cinnamon cheerio's

LOST MY PHONE SOME TIMME LAST NIGHT



New number 780-686-7539




text me with your names plz

Why are you single?
cause i'm a lagoon creature

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
telling the new gay kid at work he's a fucking idiot

Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
my "Shop Naked" Shwabies shirt.... promoting you to shop naked

Whats currently bothering you?
why my car doesn't have heatage

Are you completley done with your exs?
i don't really have any

What do you currently hear?
weezer, and my moms terrible laugh...

When was the last time you had your hair cut?
2 weeks ago. she's do for another

When were you last outside?
10 min ago

When will you be outside next?
2 hours, to go to hockey

Are you wearing shorts?
nope

Does the thought of marriage scare you?
nope..... it'll be a gooder

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
my stupid mom snooping around

What are you doing today?
put my bindings on toms old bored for halloween, then going to hockey

Does your head hurt?
from all the ugly

Look to your left, what is there?
guest bed

What time did you go to sleep last night?
11:30

Why?
nothing on tv

When is your Birthday?
april 14th
Do you like anyone?
i don't know anymore

The way to win your heart?
you tell me
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
noo

What are you going to do this weekend?
work my ass off

Were you happy when you woke up today?
no, my inner thighs hurt

Who was your last text message to?
jordan

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean a lot to you?
yes

What would you do with 5 million dollars?
blow most of it

Exciting weekend?
YES!!!! MET SIMON CHAMBERLAIN!!!! DID YOU DO THAT> I DON"T THINK SO

Have you ever crawled through a window?
oh yeah. sneaking out, and at tom's house so i could puke

What do you spend most of your money on?
food, and cars

Is there a secret you've never told your parents?
no i never tell them anything,

How's your heart lately?
meh

Would you ever donate blood?
no, it's all mine

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
no

What were you like a year ago?
probably more of an ass hole

Is there anything annoying you right now?
yup

What did you do yesterday?
nothing

Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
i dunno......... hopefully

Do you have reason to smile right now?
meh

Do you have one specific type of music you listen to?
i like lots

..................i'm not finishing this

shhhmey bop

So i was thinking we all get our denny's on before we hit up the snowboard show on saturday, then convoy it there, cause convoys are kick ass.......


yes or no?

-Okay, who was the last person who held your hand? i duno
-Have you ever had braces? nadda
-Who is the fourth received call on your call log? wiggy
-If you could change your eye color what would it be? i like my eyes how they are
-What is the wallpaper on your phone? kevin splooging out soap at work
-How many pillows are on your bed? i sleep on the couch, but 2
-Who was the last text message you sent to? jordan
-Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?no
-Who is the fourth person on your contact list? my phones not on me
-When is the last time you cried? i dunno probably back in hiroshima
-What school do you attend? b mont high
-Who was the last person that made you laugh? kevin
-What is the longest you've ever talked on the phone? 10 min tops. probably more like 5
-How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now? none
-Have you seen your best friend cry? your best friends a pussy if you've seen them cry
-Do you dance in the car?oh you have no idea.
- What is the one thing that you cannot stand? jerking off upside down in the rain crosseyed
-Does your mom vacuum early in the morning? yeah, stupid bitch
-Are your parents in love? i hope not
-How did you get your last bruise? working
-Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over? at a friends for sure....
-Who is in your house right now? my gay ass fam jam
-What do you smell like right now? oil and gas
-Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong? no, cause i'm never wrong
-What makes you lose your appetite? fat people
-What color is your laundry basket? green
-Do you own any Hollister polos? whats a polo, is it like marco polo
- Do you think those stores are too expensive? yeah and it's gay ass, get real clothes at plush or fs
-Where do you shop at most?canadian tire
-Can you go on Nexopia from school or work? yeah
-Do your parents have a Nexopia account? nope
-What's your favorite season? winmer
- Do you get along with your parents? my dad yes, the bitch no
-What are you listening to? weeezer
-What are your favorite colors? green, yellow
-Do you have any tattoos? nopers
- How many piercings do you have? just my penis