I fucking love Stevie Nicks. That's all.

FUCK SHIT UP AND GET NAKED.

Hey, My name is Kysha.
I'm a natural born KLUTZ.
Later tonight, I will be consuming my weight in nachos while getting absolutely HAMMERED.
I will also be wearing a dress and heels.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Tonight is going to be some prime blackmail material.


fuck me sideways.

Out of the womb & into the tomb.

My cell phone is now PERMA dead.
I have lost the charger ... although I have a feeling that it is sitting at my house in Airdrie.

Oh hi Sonata Arctica!
I will be legal when you come to town, meaning that I CAN GO TO YOUR SHOW.
ilml.

Today I had some native asshole on the train tell me to "get the fuck out of his country" because apparently I'm an immigrant and I don't belong here.
.... LMFAO. Best mini fight ever.

I want my old eyebrows back.
I wanted a touch up ... and the chick took off half my eyebrows.
I liked having bushy eyebrows ... not these fucking thin angled pieces of shit.

Thanks for ditching me on our Anniversary.

Kysha: " ... You do realize that if your parents came down right now, it would be beyond awkward. Like more awkward than any other situation we've been put through."

Jon: "What do you mean?"

Kysha: " ... There are 2 DM guidebooks, 1 Monster Manual and 2 Character sheets strewn across your bed. We're downloading Diabolo II AND we're playing around with an exact replica of Frodo's sword Sting. Not to mention the fact that you're sitting in your underwear."