My name is Bryce i live in Vancouver aka Vansterdam, i smoke weed, do shrooms, and drink. Kinda short and really thin with short red hair, hazel eyes. Im an easy going 19 year old, ive got a great sense of humor. Love music Rap, Metal, and Punk mostly.


PANTERA R.I.P. Dime Bag Derrell

Smokeable Bikini


SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BEERZ BEERZ BEERZ

MY POISON



Sage Francis


TECH N9NE



JEDI MIND TRICKS


Atmosphere



E&A Eyedea and Abilities
RAPS REDEMPTION

R.I.P. Proof


LIL WYTE BITCHES

BITCH
Bitches always be all... gigglin and shit. (come on BITCH)
But they get mad when there favorite song dont come on in the club.
Catch an attitude and shit
We got one for them. goes like this

We wrote a song for the hoes
You like to hear? here it goes
A little somethin you probably won't hear on the radio
So when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knows
And if I'm talking to fast it just means you're listening to slow
And if you listen a little faster maybe you'll catch up, Bitch
Jew Ja Jaw Jaw Da Dun Jew Ja
You just made me mess up, Bitch
Bleeb Blab Blah Blah Blah Blah
It don't matter, I'm just blabbering
Like you understand what I'm saying Anyway
I'm just traveling In one ear and I'm out the other
You're so fuckin drunk all you hear is the Beat da beat
I could be sayin anything Get ya ass on the floor
Wear the same pants that you wore from the day before
Baby and shake that ass like a whore


Yeah i'm talkin to you BITCH (get up and dance bitch)
Wiggle that ass BITCH (yeah thats it. yeah i called you a bitch)
What you going to do about it BITCH?
Sit there and cry like a little BITCH? BITCH.

Get up and dance BITCH (wiggle that ass bitch)
You little trash BITCH (yeah thats it. yeah i called you a trash bitch)
Not trailer trash SWITCH
Take the person you with and exchange partners

Tell me that it aint no hangin, and fuck callin home
Untill you look at me before you answer the phone
When i flee, your ass can get as naked and be as free
As you wanna be freak
But i'm takin the key with me.
You aint gonna get shit, so dont even ask
Disrespect my wishes, i'll beat your ass
Watch me comin home floor eatin half of your doggy bag
And i leave laughin, while you callin me on the rag
I'm the type that might cut off the lights when i hit
And before she cut them on, Kuniva already SWITCHED
Your ass aint even ridin with Swift unless your goin
When i'm done, i throw you out and ask you where you goin


Hoe aint the only thing you call a girl
Slut, Tramp, (oh, how you doin sir?)
Ever since i was 8, i been startin to hate
I said fuck the Ho's, started eatin cheese cake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberrys and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait (Bizzy)
Ok, back to the bitches, wash the dishes after that
Give me stitches. a fuckin half indian chick, suck my dick
This time tommorow, i wont remember shit
Got respect for a player, got on snoop gators
And they aint now and laters bitch.


[Verse 4: Kuniva, Kon Artis, Dina Rae]
Hey baby whats up with you
Aiiyo your man here with you?
Nah, you single, i can tell(you came with them hoes didnt you)
No you need friends girl, excuse him mr lick it
(aiiyo lets get this party crackin these bitches aint got bitches)
Now you know he didnt mean that (come on you seen that)
(she all whinin and shit, get this bitch a kleenex)
(what did he say?)
Nothin, he said you seem stressed
(naw, you got a big butt)
And you wearin your nice dress(cuz i was gonna say)
(you wasn't gonna say shit)
(excuse me?)
He said Michael Jackson jus got another face lift
(dumb hoe)
(oh, nigga!)
No, gumbo, he wanna cook it for you tonight
(bitch, what up though jus fuck for a buck, do somethin strange for change,
maybe holla for a dolla, jus hop in the range)
(fuck both yall niggas)
See i was tryin to be polite, stank ass trick (oh someone jackin off tonight)

[Verse 5: Proof]
Why you a bitch but dont choke
I say the same to my momma
I got Christina, Brittany with me, shit
We bangin Madonna
Watch her strip you on that 10 bitch aint got change for a dollar
Blow your tounge and give kiss on your mouth you came with a condom
Quick out is the motto and jus swallow breathe, swallow breathe, now swallow these e's
I know you moca lotti mommys wont get down on your knees
You wont some money honey damn you must be outta your weave
Hit the telly fuck her belly you aint gotta go weak
Plus you wanna be a mattie you need a lot of more sleep
I'm a pimp bitch dont be shy, show me them big tits
Your lipstick, i want it smeared all on my limp dick
For instance, busting nuts is only my interest
So princess, don't get your feelings hurt cuz men jus
Partyin bullshit till she gargle and swallow my dick
I'm takin the train to spain, don't bother callin bitch

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Yeah, you heard me bitch.
Did i stu-stu-studder stupid?
You aint listein to the words of this song anyways
All you do is listen to the beats with your dumbass (BITCH)
Dancin, tryin to get a nigga money in the club
With your stupid manuper self
I was talkin bout you Do-do
You, you dumb bitch
YOU!
The one that want a drink but dont want to pay for it
Spend all the money you make all week on that dress
And i spill a drink on it, actin like i'm drunk when i'm not
I"M JUST TRYIN TO FUCK
IM JUS TRYIN TO FUCK BITCH!

(D-Twizzy, Yeah. Bitch, Bitch)
PIMP LIKE ME
Whattup
I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth
This is straight G shit
And all you can do is respect it

[Swifty McVay]
Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay
None of y'all niggaz got shit to say
Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee
Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way
A selfish man, the back of the hand
Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can
Prostitute, I want my loot
And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and
Y'all givin niggaz what they needin
'til bitches understand I'm mean and
Swift McVay is, blowin up
Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up
Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what?
What's yo' fun

Rap(Atmosphere, Eyedea & Abilities, Sage Francis, Buck 65, Eminem, Dr Dre, The Game, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Kottonmouth Kingz, Immortal Technique, D-12, Royce Da 5'9, Paul Wall, Papoose, Tech N9ne), Metal(Lamb of God, Slayer, Pantera, Power Man 5000, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Alexisonfire, Slipknot, Korn, Rammstein, System of a Down, Static-X, In Flames, Twisted Method, Heaven Shall Burn, Hatebreed, Gizmachi), Rock(Queens of the Stone Age, Gorillaz, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime), Punk(NOFX, The Offspring, Bad Religion), Weed, Snowboardin, Skateboardin, Video Games, Readin, Partying and Chillin with Friends, Good movies (Fight Club, Scarface, Goodfellas, Godfather/,//,///, Menace 2 Society etc...), Cooking, Baking, Paint Ball, Knives.

SOAD is the SHIT!!!!!




SLIPKNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Metallica Rules Tha World



LAMB OF GOD


Classified reppin canada
Gossip
[Verse 1]
walk in to a room with my hands on my side, head raised
all this gossip and talk, it reminds me of my webpage
ya'll people give me headaches
it's hard to keep my head straight
it's like tryin to go up but held down by dead weight
walk on lands and stay interesting
nine albums dropped and I can't play an instrument
a lot of people wanna say I'm cheap as fuck
why, cause I spend my money on my beats and cuts
ya'll peeps speak too much, matter of fact
you'll peeps can eat these two nuts and still peep my new stuff
I ain't too ashamed, I say what's on my mental
try to quit my job and make a livin on my pencil
but sometimes, people like to open up they mouth
put their nose in my business, kid ya'll need a life
since the first day my mom taught me how to read and write
I've been spreadin my vocab to the land like Jesus Christ
so believe the hype, yo I'm dope when I speak on mics
so when I smoke pass the paper I don't need a pipe
trust me kid, I'm mendin' all my nemeses
(but class!) cut you off in the middle of your sentences

[Chorus]
Ah damn! Another motherfucker up in here
runnin his mouth and puttin shit in your ear
Ah damn! And I ain't tryin to hear what you sayin'
stop with the gossip cause it ain't entertainin'
Ah damn!
? when you say my name
try to spread love through the game
say what you want I wont change

[Verse 2]
(go ahead) call me a pasty white kid (whatever) I ain't concerned
I can't sun tan, I'm too hot, I burn
and if I drop I'll return with the status that I left
yeah this is a game and I play the reign of ref
cause I break rules, take fools for they money and they fake jewels
eh yo some things never change
and I'm puttin in work more than one way ask your lady
you still wanna talk, actin' like class is lazy
see I'm like a bum with no legs, I cant stand workin'
but I'll write in to the night until my right hands hurtin'
strike like lightening and kill all the nonsense
son, just be honest you never were a profit (now stop this!)
why you wanna rhyme like you deep now
I tried to listen but your puttin me to sleep pal
I'm flowin' better when I freestyle, listen to me speak now
impress your female but keep it on the DL (shhhhhhh)
some things are better unsaid
your whole rhyme book is better left unread
and I ain't tryin to turn this in to a battle track
but I gotta handle cats who try to battle back

Authority aka Cops, Parents,and Teachers. Prepies (Fuckin Dushes). Emos (up an down the street not across, Do it right!!!!)