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Sex On TV Doesn't Hurt..........................Unless U Fall Off.

BASICS

Height:152 cm - 158 cm (5' - 5'2")
Birthday:June 25, 1987
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Long term
Living Situation:Living with spouse
Location:Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Last Active:05:47pm | Oct 26, '08

INTERESTS

Reading Material:Fiction, Humor, Magazines, Mysteries, Romance
Movies:Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Psychological Thrillers, Romantic Comedies, Tearjerkers
Music:Classic Rock, Country, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Ska
Activities:Clubbing, Cooking, Drinking, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Reading, Traveling
Musical Instruments:Electric Guitar
Outdoor:Camping, Going to the beach, Exploring, Suntanning, Traveling

ABOUT ME





I'm Seeing This Wicked Guy Named Shaun..... Who's Pretty Much AMAZING






I Love music it's one of lifes greatest Accomplishments



~ SORRY if I ain't P.E.R.F.E.C.T ~
~ SORRY I don't give a -S.H.I.T- ~
~ SORRY I ain't a D.I.V.A ~
~ SORRY just know what I W.A.N.T ~
~ SORRY I'm not a V.I.R.G.I.N ~
~ SORRY I'm not a S.L.U.T ~
~ I WON'T let you B.R.E.A.K me~
~ Think WHAT you want~



Do stairs go up or down??????




I Have 12 Percings and I Love Them All So Much...... But I Finally Got My First Tattoo......OMG SO EXCITED

Sex is a sensation...
Caused by a temptation...
When a guy puts his creation...
Into a gurls destination...
It increases the population...
Do u get my explanation?
Or do u need a demenstration?




^Two Of my Fav Quotes^


WONDERFUL THINGS IN LIFE

I Love A Nite Ou With My Girls We've Had The Best Times .... Ok What I Remember Of Them. I Love Going To The Back Ally Mosly On Wednesdays For Ladies Nite wOOt WooT....... U Should Come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on



This Is Jack My Only Love>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm Going to Name My First Born After You <3

Jell-o Shots Have Given Me Some Fun Nites....................... Oh the Parks I Walkd and The Songs I Sang



The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings

<<<< Thats For You Shauna

I can resist everything except temptation.








Why chocolate is better than sex!!!!!!!!!!!!1

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.
2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.
3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.
4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.
6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.
8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.
9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.
10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.
11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.
12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!







i Love movies.......

< The Best Of All Movie
"I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are, my love,
On life - all my life"
Angel






Best poem of all time in a movie....




ok this is got to be one of the Funnest movies ever made..........^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I LOVE DUCT TAPE (*really it's true*)

To All My Best Friends
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.
7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.[/cnter]






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C r a z y days and f u c k e d up nights
Tons of c r u s h e s and s t u p i d fights
S e c r e t s we'll take too the g r a v e
Pictures we will f o r e v e r save
Through t h i c k and t h i n, always true
I dunno where I'd be w i t h o u t you
L a u g h i n' so hard we practically c r y
Sittin' home b o r e d til we basically d i e
Crackin' jokes bout the c r e e p e r s we know
causin' some d r a m a wherever we go
Were down for w h a t e v e r
Cuz we made it T O G E T H E R



Shauna
Fuck Your my best. My Other Half You Could Say We’ve had so many great times together. Oh the SO MANY drunken nights With Our Friend JJack, What happens in lethbridge stays in lethbridge. (That we now Times By 2 lol CRAZY TIMES) We’ve laughed and cried together. You’re my Best friend and will forever be in my heart


Shaun
Hey Babe your amazing my life is so wicked now that your in it. we have the best times together and wouldn't change what we have for anything. I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.


Vicky
We’ve laughed and laughed ever more. Your by far the funniest person we have so much fun together. we’ve had some of the best times. Nothing will top the weekend in lethbridge. From being pushed from the bed and steeling the sign from the bathroom to coming back to res at 8 am nothing could top that. I wish you were hear but the times were together are always the best


Zsuzsi
Nothing will top our jell-o shot night , we always laugh when were together and anything goes. (Oh the songs in the park.) We’ve had so much fun together these last months I wouldn’t change then for the world.


Marcella
MARG!! your awesome, I miss you so much come home and see us soon we all love ya and miss you. well hope your doing alright here now but don't forget about ur down here. hope to see you soon.


Katelan
I know ur my sister but dude ur my friend too. We’ve been thought so shit but hey we’re always laughing. I didn’t pick u as my sister, but I did pick u as my friend. Dude Florida was wicked. We Rock.
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Daniela
Dude for so long i hated you.....but thats all chaged your one in a million.......lol dude we've had great times together and there will just be even more to come. Make sure you come home often and see me bitch. Luv Ya.
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Friends: will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friends: will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"




-----L.i.v.e like theres no t.o.m.o.r.r.o.w-----
-----S.c.r.e.a.m as if the world is d.e.a.f-----
-----D.a.n.c.e like nobody's w.a.t.c.h.i.n.g-----
-----S.i.n.g like nobody's l.i.s.t.e.n.i.n.g-----
-----W.o.r.k like you don't need m.o.n.e.y-----
-----L.o.v.e like you've never been h.u.r.t-----
-----L.a.u.g.h like everything is p.e.r.f.e.c.t-----












THING THAT PISS ME OFF

People That dont read that your in a realtionship and message you for sex.....{Fuck Off i have a man better than you'll ever be}


Lies
Ignorance
People who Are Rude
Closed-mindedness
People Being Fake to your Face

People That dont read that your in a realtionship and message you for sex.....{Fuck Off i have a man better than you'll ever be}

People who Judge you...................But they don't know you at all
Lables people make about you



I gossip ; so I guess I’m a bitch
I show my stomach ; so I guess I’m a tramp
I like to get my nails done ; so I guess I’m a prep
I like to dance & shake my ass, like every other girl ; so I guess I'm a hoe
I say what was on my mind, when it’s on my mind ; so I guess I'm ignorant
I’ve cried ; so I guess I’m high maintenance
I've been stabbed in the back 2093 times at a minimum ; so I guess I'm a drama queen
I’ve been depressed ; so I guess I’m emo
I wear black ; so I guess I’m a punk
I've looked in the mirror and actually thought I was beautiful ; so I guess I'm conceded
I wear bracelets ; so I guess I’m a cutter
I like to get shitfaced with my girls ; so I guess I'm an alcoholic
I've talked to someones boyfriend ; so I guess I'm a slut
So throw me a label ; you’ll do it anyway
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Death of someone you love
Saying Good-bye
When Good-bye really meens Forever
Losing a friend
Being ditched
Friends that Backstab You





Not being Able to Sleep no matter how hard you want to
Alarm Clocks
Mornings
Working
Launry
Forgetting something you needed
Being Sick
Tags on Clothing


Guys who Fuck Up your Life and don't even care.........



things that you can't Change no mater how much you wish you could

Broken Hearts.............



Wait for the guy that pursues you,
the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical
the kind of guy that brings out the best of you and makes you a better person.
The kind of guy that will care about you no matter what,
and be with you through the good and the bad.
The kind of guy you know cares alot about you.
Wait for a guy that will be your best friend.
who will drop everything to be with you at any time.
no matter what the circumstances.
Wait for the guy who makes you smile like no one else.
and when he smiles you know he needs you.
Wait for the guy that wants to show you off to the world
when you are in sweats and have no makeup on
and most of allwait for the guy that will put you in the center of his universe.
because thats where you belong.




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01:53am | Apr 20, '06 | No Comments
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:


I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or holidays off.>

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
The Penis



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Dear Penis.

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you
have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons:



You do not work eight hours straight.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative. You need to