Never Forget Who Your Real Friends Are
Friends are like condoms, they are there for you when things get hard[/color]
Well, I'm 5'6 and I have brown hair and blue eyes!
Famous Quotes from MY MOM!!!
Dont let a boy determine who you are or what you are worth!!!
Dont ever turn your back on your friends for a guy cuz it'll make you heart broken cuz only your true friends will come back!!
This is so me
Roses are red
violets are korny,
when I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very Slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!
Top 20 Reasons to Date A Cowgirl!
1.We like it dirty
2. We wear tight pants & tall boots
3. We like to be in control
4. We don't mind being bucked around
5. We like it rough
6. We'll ride it for hours
7. We know how to handle a big girth
8. We love using whips
9. We get off easily
10. We're always on top
11.We can ride in many different positions
12.We're used to having hands between our legs
13.We can mount with ease
14.If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
15.We always know how fast or slow to go
16.We can always find the right spot
17.We're used to rough riding and whips
18.We can go the distance
19.We control with hips, hands, and legs
20.We KNOW how to ride10 REASONS TO DATE A VOLLEYBALL PLAYER
10. We know how to hit all the right zones.
9. We play hard
8. We always scream and yell.
7. We're always on top of the balls.
6. We do it in 6 different positions.. repeatedly.
5. We enjoy scoring.
4. We can go real low
3. Not only do we tap that.. we hit that.. HARD
2. We do as the "coach" says
1. Being on our knees doesn't bother us.
Girls English!!!!
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. Sure, go ahead = You better not
7. We need to talk = You're in trouble
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you MORON !
10. You're certanily attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
~Sign:Gemini
~Birthplace: Calgary
~Hometown: Sexsmith
~Eye Color: Blue
~Hair Color: brown
~Right or Left: Left
~Tattoos: Nope not yet but I am gettin an playboy bunny with a cowboy hat on my right hip
~Piercing: my ears, top ear, tongue, belly button and my right nipple
~Favourite day of the week:Friday
~Favourite sport: Rodeo all the way
~Favourite colour: Blue and Pink
~Favourite Popsicle flavour: Watermelon
~Favourite fast food restaurant: ummmm... i dunno
~What was the last movie you saw in the theatre?: Step up 2
~Plan on travelling anytime soon?: Yes
~Are you a daredevil?: Ummm... yeah
~Have you ever almost died: yet crossing the road!!!Eh Robert!!!LOL Insider it was scary and ill never forget it
~What makes you happy: Friends
~Do you like to dance: All the time
~Have you ever broken, or fractured a bone: yep
~Craziest friend you ever had: Shanea
~Who is your crush: ummm i dunno
~Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes
~What is the first thing u notice about the opposite sex: Personality
~favorite word: Fuckin Ay!! Hellz Yeah!!
~Favorite animal: Horse
~best friend: Amanda, Jenn, Jessica, Darcy and Sean
~ Favorite thing to do: Being with friends or shopping
~crazy or werried: Crazzy
~single or taken:single and lovin it but cole is amazing
The Best Things About Being A Girl
1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3.Yea- PMS sucks,; But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat
5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
6. Girl talk.You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us<
8.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
9.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
10.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
11.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol
12.That whole circumcision thing!
13.When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
14.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
15.We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
16.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
17.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
18.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
19.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
20.We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
21.That special bond we have with our moms-some day.
22.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
23.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
24.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
25.We dont have to sit on our wallets.
26.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.
27.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
28.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
29.We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true.
30.We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?)
31.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.(yet)
32.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Amanda arent much of a turn on.
33.We look great in tank tops.
