My name is Chad, my friends call me Swizzle or Swizzledick.[/b]




My high school Junior Varsity football team,[/b][/size][/font] The[/size][/b] Almont[/size] Raiders[/size][/b], finished[/b][/font][/size] 6-3!![/size][/b] We had outscored opponents[/b][/size][/font] 272-154[/font][/color][/b], and I scored[/size][/b][/font] 7 touchdowns, but got a total of[/font][/b][/size] 64[/size][/color][/b] points![/b][/size][/font]

The Detroit Red Wings

Detroit Tigers

Boston[/b] Red Sox!!







Michigan State Spartans




Which condom would you use?[/size][/color]

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.[/color]
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.[/color]
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.[/color]
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.]
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.[/color]
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Soap Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it?[/color]
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know[/color]
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Energizer Condoms: Keeps going and going
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.[/color]
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Colorado Avalanche

New York Yankees

Duke Blue Devils

Mean people

Cold weather

Smoking and drugs

I'll add more later.