My Name is Jordan Riffel most people just call me by my last name dont know why. Im aboot 6,1 i have greenish blueish eyes and dark brown hair. Im a nice guy once you get to know me, im never realy angry but just dont make mad. i like to played football for westsyde secondary, biking, snowbaording. I like parting with my friends and driving around and just having fun.

Music
Metallica
Guns N Roses
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Warrant
Buckcherry
The Game
50 Cent
Tech N9ne
TuPac
Ice Cube

BEST MOVIE EVERMADE
Boondock Saints

And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

Here is something every woman should read

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5. Crying is blackmail.

6. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable
answers to almost every question.

8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

11. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

12. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them
makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

14. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have < B>no idea what mauve is.

18. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides
we know you will bring it up again later.

20. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.

22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as Video Games, Sex,
or Sports.


23. You
have enough clothes.

24. You have too many shoes.

25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!