Quotes:
"People should be free to experiment with any sexual practices they want... they should draw the line at goats though" Unknown

"During sex my girl always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel." Goldie McJames

"Loser's always whine about their doing their best. Winner's go home and **** the prom queen" Nicolas Cage

" Life is short, so eat the frosting first."Unknown

"While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position." Unknown

"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich" Alan Alda

"0-60 in 4.6 seconds.... Drops the panties in 3 seconds flat..." Some guy in the movie Cellular about his Porsche