Sex is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
To cause Penatration
When a guy sticks his Location
Into a girls Destination
To increase the Population
For the next Generation
Do u get my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration?
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FRIENDS
- BaBy--guRL*20, Female
- DONTACTDIFERENT17, Female
- final*goodby19, Female
- .LOVELIFE20, Female
- NightWish6918, Male
- rwhockeyman21, Male
- sk8brd720, Male
- +tinker+bell21, Female
- Tomato1666, Female
- tsntyler21, Male
- w.ink*murder20, Female
- xero-naruto19, Male
BASICS
| Height: | 169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8") |
| Weight: | 69 Kg - 73 Kg (151 lbs - 160 lbs) |
| Birthday: | July 23, 1991 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Calgary, Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 02:16pm | Oct 15, '05 |
| Profile Updated: | 11:05am | Dec 16, '09 |
| Last Active: | 09:44pm | Jun 17, '11 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Humor |
| Movies: | Action, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction, Teen |
| Art: | Film/Video Making, Graphic Design, Song Writing, Web Design |
| Animals/Pets: | Dogs |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Role Playing, Strategy |
| Cars: | Audio |
| Music: | Death Metal, Metal |
| Sports: | BMX, Lacrosse, Martial Arts, Paintball, Wrestling |
| Activities: | Cooking, Drinking, Listening to music, Partying |
| Musical Instruments: | Electric Guitar, Kit Drums, Saxophone |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Traveling |
| Computers: | Chatrooms/IRC, E-mail, Gaming, Graphics, Hardware, Instant Messaging, Programming, Surfing the net |
ABOUT ME
LIKES
Reasons To Date A Paintballer
1. WE HAVE QUICK FINGER ACTION
2. we know how to listen to directions
3. we have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. we can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired...
5. we always wear protection
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit
9. we can squeeze into tight spots
10. we play in different positions
11. were quick to reload
12. we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13. we can use any holes
14. spraying is no problem[/center][/size]
i love to play my guitar
-Lamb of God
-Arch Enemy
-nightwish
-3 inches of blood
-In Flames
-Children of Bodom
-Meshuggah
-Opeth
-Dimmu Borgir
-Pantera (Dimebag we all miss you man R.I.P)
-Shadows Fall
-Ministry
-Alice in Chains
-Slipknot
-Death
-Napalm Death
-Testament
-Behemoth
-Mayhem
-Kataklysm
-Satyricon
-Anthrax
-Sepultura
-Iron Maiden
-Killswitch Engage
-Rammstein
-Immortal
-Sanctity
-Slayer
-Megadeth
-Gwar
-Nevermore
-Obituary
-Apocolyptica
-Amon Amarth
-Iced Earth
-Dio
-Behemoth
-Krisiun
-Belphegor
-Crisis
-Decapitated
-Enslaved
-Hypocrisy
-Nuclear Death
1. WE HAVE QUICK FINGER ACTION
2. we know how to listen to directions
3. we have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. we can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired...
5. we always wear protection
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit
9. we can squeeze into tight spots
10. we play in different positions
11. were quick to reload
12. we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13. we can use any holes
14. spraying is no problem[/center][/size]
i love to play my guitar
-Lamb of God
-Arch Enemy
-nightwish
-3 inches of blood
-In Flames
-Children of Bodom
-Meshuggah
-Opeth
-Dimmu Borgir
-Pantera (Dimebag we all miss you man R.I.P)
-Shadows Fall
-Ministry
-Alice in Chains
-Slipknot
-Death
-Napalm Death
-Testament
-Behemoth
-Mayhem
-Kataklysm
-Satyricon
-Anthrax
-Sepultura
-Iron Maiden
-Killswitch Engage
-Rammstein
-Immortal
-Sanctity
-Slayer
-Megadeth
-Gwar
-Nevermore
-Obituary
-Apocolyptica
-Amon Amarth
-Iced Earth
-Dio
-Behemoth
-Krisiun
-Belphegor
-Crisis
-Decapitated
-Enslaved
-Hypocrisy
-Nuclear Death
DISLIKES
emo kids are not human
they are actually a type of fish. i will first explain this by relating the reproductive cycle of the salmon; the female salmon releases the eggs and dies, then the male salmon releases sperm onto the eggs and aswell dies.
so this is how i relate it to emo kids: since emo kids dont actually have sex yet there population grows there is only one way to explain this; the male and female emos lay in bed and cuddle for a few hours, then the female emo becomes drastically over emotional and kills herself via slitting. the male emo deciding he cannot go on without his mate also kills himself via sliting by use the same razor. the blood of the dead emos mixes in the puddle and out of that genetic mixture of blood rise new emos in a greater number (usually ranging from 6 to 8 ) than needed to create the batch.
thus we deduce that emos are in reallity not human, but a type of fish.
[/color][/size]they are actually a type of fish. i will first explain this by relating the reproductive cycle of the salmon; the female salmon releases the eggs and dies, then the male salmon releases sperm onto the eggs and aswell dies.
so this is how i relate it to emo kids: since emo kids dont actually have sex yet there population grows there is only one way to explain this; the male and female emos lay in bed and cuddle for a few hours, then the female emo becomes drastically over emotional and kills herself via slitting. the male emo deciding he cannot go on without his mate also kills himself via sliting by use the same razor. the blood of the dead emos mixes in the puddle and out of that genetic mixture of blood rise new emos in a greater number (usually ranging from 6 to 8 ) than needed to create the batch.
thus we deduce that emos are in reallity not human, but a type of fish.