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If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.

Winners Never Quit, and Quitters Never Win

Soo... My girlfriend Whitney<3 I love her more than anything in the world She's smart, funny, gorgeous and most imporantly, mine.... She's going to read how much I typed for Sheldon,Charley, John or Matt and tell me to write more about her.


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26 things to know... ABOUT FOOTBALL, a list of compiled Quotes... By Brad and Jaeson Goodchild.

1) Football is not a game but a religion, - I follow that one! 

2) Football is not a contact sport.  It's a collision sport.  Dancing is a contact sport. - Dancers, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

3) American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. - HELL YEAZ!

4)Pro football is like nuclear warfare.  There are no winners, only survivors. - Truer words never spoken.

5) Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - Violence...No..



6) Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis - I guess I've got it

7) You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. - For sure

8) If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. - It's about the same. 

9) The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Lolz (thats for charley)

10) Baseball is what we were.  Football is what we have become - F*ck Yeah



11) Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it. - Its true but I love it

12) The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

13) People who work together will win, whether it is against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society. - Vince Lombardi

14) If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you - Team Sport For A Reason

15) The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity - FOOTBALL = LIFE




16) Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. - I've got a good one

17) Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. - ITS SO MUCH FUN THOUGH

18) What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion? - Hard to tell or remember...

19) Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins. - Make no mistakes, Play with no regrets

20) Football is like life -- it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. Vince Lombardi



21) A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall. Vince Lombardi

22) People stress the violence. That's the smallest part of it. Football is brutal only from a distance. In the middle of it there's calm, a tranquility. The players accept pain. There's a sense of order even at the end of a running play with bodies strewn everywhere. When the systems interlock, there's a satisfaction to the game that can't be duplicated. There's a harmony - Some find Harmony in music... I get that in football

22) Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things-blocking and tackling. Vince Lombardi

23) When you win nothing hurts. Joe Namath - NUMB

24) NFL owners should quit worrying about silly things like players celebrating in the end zone. They should give them something to really celebrate. Get rid of the artificial surfaces. O.J. Simpson

24) The human genes almost always accurately reproduce. If they don't, you get the following result: monsters --that is, grossly malformed babies resulting from genetic mistakes. Years ago most monsters died, but now many can be saved. This has made The National Football League possible - I guess that makes me a monster

25)I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault - HELL YEAH

26) Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. - Im only out because I play



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