COUNTRY MUSIC
monkeys,camels,giraffs....pretty much any animal that u dont normaly think of...i met a camel once
more country
WATERMELON ...just the flavor not the actual fruit...but like watermelon juice is godtown
rap..some, hip hop and pretty much anything els (i like to have an open mind)
ppl i work with
PARTYING PARTY PARTY PARTY
cell phones (id be fucked without one)
TRAILOR PARK BOYS (frigg off)
those bobble heads...yeah those are pretty neat i guess
anything billabong or quicksilver
swimming in lakes...pools work i guess
future shop (they have some kool gadgets)
movies (im not much of a tv person except for family guy futurama and smallville)
going camping with dustin and building a god like teepee
going fishing with dustin and coming home with girls....we gots the good bait
Oscar Goldman haha anthony WHERE ARE U
wake boarding with vanessa and allison woohoo i got up
building fires with kyle....and burning lawn chairs
having heart attacks in cars on our way to booster juice cuz janine screamed very loud

wut an epic story battle by me and dustin

Cooter says:
k so one hot sahara day a cammle named humps walked into a fuckin tree and hit his head(kind of like how ur parents abused u wen u were little dustin)
Cooter says:
did he eat potatoes
Cooter says:
ok i got more
D-RAIL says:
how the hell should i know you started the stroy lol
D-RAIL says:
story*
Cooter says:
and then a big monkey fell frum the tree and said DUDUE WUT R U DOIN this is my tree ok so then the tiny monkey was so angered he hopped on his tricycle and rode off
D-RAIL says:
hey and its d-rail now not dustin
Cooter says:
i will derail ur life
D-RAIL says:
ya and then the monkey returned on his armored elephant and tryed to stomp on the camels but the camel jumped out of the way and spit in the elephants eyes blinding him ( cooter can relate to this situation on a daily basis)
Cooter says:
oh yeah the tricycle didnt have training wheels like urs did dusty sory bud
Cooter says:
hahaha k so after that little episode happened( dudstin i think u no wut i meen by little eh big guy..its ok thats just the way u were born) he quickly hollerd for his kangaroo friend who boxed the shit out or the elephants ears till the looks like afganistan...dried out and depleted
D-RAIL says:
but then the monkey was all shit son and began flinging his feces at the kangaroos driving them away ( cuz kangaroos only like feces being flung at them on a hot date kinda like cooters when he goes out for a night on the town with carl)
Cooter says:
and then the monkey's shaved their asses after such a victory...(kind of like ur mom should dustin its like a fuckin wolverine is living in there and slowly creeping out her pants)
D-RAIL says:
but the camel was not going down without a fight and dug through one of his humps taking out his trusty stash of grenads ( cuz camels keep more then water in their humps you know kinda like how cooter keeps more the small rodents up his huge ass)
Cooter says:
and then the elephant was all scared cuz his weekness was things that cammles pulled out of there ass(kind of like how dustin has a soft spot for when guys tell him to pull things out of their ass with his teath interesting talent dustin)
D-RAIL says:
but then the elephant gathered up his courage and summoned within him his hidden force ( not that pussy force shit i mean like the lightning shit and the chocking from across the room unlike cooter in which the only force he can summon is to help him keep the semen out of his hair)
Cooter says:
but the force did not cum the first time..it took numerous attempts to get it until he didnt want it anymore and then it accidently came...( kind of like how dustin was born..his parent kept trying and trying but his dad couldnt cut it untill they gave up, then u became an accident)

Ricky-isms: A Dictionary Of Ricky Sayings From Trailer Park Boys

I toad a so - I told you so.
Worst case Ontario - Worst case scenario.
Dressed all over - All dressed.
Cahaykee - Khaki.
Gorilla see, gorilla do - Monkey see, monkey do.
What goes around's all around - What comes around goes around.
Jahlaapeno's - Jalapeno.
Zesty Mordant - Zesty flavor doritos with the french translation of 'zesty' included.
We can get 2 birds stoned at once - Kill 2 birds with one stone.
Flames golfing here and flames golfing there - Flames engulfing.
Sweet and power chicken - Sweet and sour chicken.
Do you want to get saspirilla? - Salmonella.
'Catch 24' situation - Catch 22.
He passed with flying carpets - flying colors.
Why don't you f*ck off and get some hyposuction - Lyposuction.
Indianapolis Jones - Indiana Jones.
It doesn't take rocket appliances - It doesn't take a rocket scientist.
Peach and cake - Piece of cake.
holly shit boys i must be fire retarded - fire resistant
What Julian grows won't burn him - What Julian doesn't know won't hurt him.
"Breaker, Breaker come in earth. This is Rocketship 27, some aliens fucked over the carbinator in engine number four, we are going to try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper".
One mans garbage is another man persons ungarbage