My friend Anthony phoned me... and I told him I was bummed out, and he went on a mission to cheer me up... our conversation was sheer sheer comdic brillinace, I laughed so, so hard. Needless to say, I was cheery after our convo.

"The vagina has the power of a level 9 scientologist"

"Rasins and two scoops of cocain is not breakfast"

"You wake up, and it's ready..wow wow I, I didn't even do that.. it's ready, at attention.."

"I asked for a nice easy Rodger Clemens and you finished it, you can clean up this mess and thnk about what you've done."

"The penis has some serious security issues.."

"That's a skill my prostate examiner does, and you know he gets jelous when you do that!"

"We throw the fuckin 5 Ivey leauge steps of eating pussy, we loose our manners. We. Loose. Our. Manners."

"The closer I got to it I was convinced that my girlfriends vagina was the flux compassator. I had to stop."

"Honey, are you aware that there is an auroa boreiallas in your vagina? I can smell the n