My friend Anthony phoned me... and I told him I was bummed out, and he went on a mission to cheer me up... our conversation was sheer sheer comdic brillinace, I laughed so, so hard. Needless to say, I was cheery after our convo.
"The vagina has the power of a level 9 scientologist"
"Rasins and two scoops of cocain is not breakfast"
"You wake up, and it's ready..wow wow I, I didn't even do that.. it's ready, at attention.."
"I asked for a nice easy Rodger Clemens and you finished it, you can clean up this mess and thnk about what you've done."
"The penis has some serious security issues.."
"That's a skill my prostate examiner does, and you know he gets jelous when you do that!"
"We throw the fuckin 5 Ivey leauge steps of eating pussy, we loose our manners. We. Loose. Our. Manners."
"The closer I got to it I was convinced that my girlfriends vagina was the flux compassator. I had to stop."
"Honey, are you aware that there is an auroa boreiallas in your vagina? I can smell the northern lights!"
"I trusted kazza, bearshare, google, openass.com, yahoo and they all lied to me. They all fucken lied to me."
"I'm not gunna lie to you, no girl has ever told me I was the voice of her vagina before.."
"I met Sarah Mclachlan before....she took off her mask..peguin..fucking peguin.."
That is a skim of some of the topics we coverd and direct from his mouth. Wooo... I needed that.
A sly gemini redeeming quality.