I SMOKED WITH A JEW BECAUSE I HAVE AMAZING BOOBS
Pick the month you were born in
JANUARY - I cuddled with
FEBRUARY - I fucked
MARCH - I ran naked with
APRIL - I raped
MAY - I killed
JUNE - I banged
JULY - I needed
AUGUST - I ran shirtless with
SEPTEMBER - I stabbed
OCTOBER - I ate out
NOVEMBER - I slept with
DECEMBER- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a pickle
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a bisexual
09 - a cat
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a dog
15 -the kool-aid man
16 - paris hilton
17 - your mom
18 - a dog
19 - a jew
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a french fry
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - my ex
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the oompa loompas told me to
Red - because I have amazing boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because i love sex
Brown - because i had to