Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.
My Main ProbIem Is, Is That I Trust People Before I Know Them. <
I Forgive But I Rarely Forget.

I Hate it when ppl complain and bitch and go on and on about how they dont care wat ppl think about them and shit like that because we all Do Care wat ppl think and thats wat makes us who we are today. *We all self conscious I'm just the first to admit it



A shoulder to cry on.
An ear to bend.
Money to borrow.
Clothes to lend.
Friday night hangouts.
Afternoon walks.
2am phone calls.
Private talks.
Our memories together will never end.
Always and forever [Best Friends]

I dont ask for much in a man.
He only has to be tall, rich, funny, sexy, single,
strong, good-looking, smart, romantic, charming,
athletic, kind, generous, punctual, sincere, and of course,
willing to feed me ice cream in bed every night for the rest of my life!
Fav. Pick up lines
That shirts very becoming on you…. if I was on you, id be coming too
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Are you from tennesse? cus your the only Ten I See<3
Lets play carenter, we both get hammered then ill nail you
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
I lost my number,can i have yours?
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Like My Belt Buckle? (yes) Id would look better on your forhead.
Nice Pants...theyd look better on my floor.
Nice shoes...Wanna Fuck?
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Kids these days.