She rides up in my Carrera, She feels me, she wants me, she holds me
( + ) Baseball didn't suck as much as I thought it would
( + ) Went to Denny's
(+/-) Food was average
( - ) Annie is retarded
( + ) My coolness makes up for it
( - ) I can already tell this blog is going to be stupid
( + ) I typed that last statement really fast
( + ) This was Austins my life is average post: Today, I was having fucking intense oral sex with a liquid dragon and a disheveled camel at the same time when my massive member tore through the back of both their heads, spraying a mixture of brain fluid and semen all over the twisted bystanders observing this heinous act of sexual devilry. MLIA
( + ) I rated that a "Meh"
Her body's like the Sahara, So soft and so curvy, revealing