This guy and a girl were on a motorcycle speeding through the night "Girl: Slow down a little, I`m scared Guy: No, this is fun Girl: No it`s not...it`s too scary Guy: Then tell me that you love me Girl: Fine...I love you, now will you please slow down? Guy: Now give me a big hug *Girl hugs him tight* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on, it`s bugging me while I`m driving" The next day there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into the side of a building because the brakes were shot. There were two people on the motorcycle, but only one had survived. Half way down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken, but he didn`t want to let the girl know, or else she`d get scared. Instead, he heard her say I love you one last time, felt her hug one last time, then have her wear the helmet so she could live, even though it meant he would die...

warts
dislocated limbs
pimples