My Fiends
: boys dylan, brandon k, brandon m, brandon s, erik r, erik v, erik e, adam s, adam r, adam (i dont kno the other adams last name) devon b, other devon, cody s, other cody, daniel, colton, robert, tyler, landon, shaun, matt h, matt f, ryan s, braiden, nick, luke, phill, brett, lyle
: girls jen, nickcole, casse, olivia, emily, mandy, mariah, julia
if your name is not on there i forgot u.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she
loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If u love any one this much...Paste This In Your Profile
Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
--Advice--
* Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love (or strong like).
--Requirements--
*Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you tomorrow.
Repost this as what it means advicee
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(o.O) copy mr. bunny into your profile to help
(> <) him achieve world domination.
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98% of the teenage population has tried pot
if your one of the 2% that hasent put this on ur page
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You've just been passed the Bong.
this bong to at least 4 of your friends to keep the green in rotation.
Dont be greedy with that shit !!!
Sex is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
To cause Penatration
When a guy sticks his Location
Into a gurlz Destination
To increase the Population
For the next Generation
Do u get my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration?
lol somthing that mattt had on his profile
98% of teenagers say '' I Love You '' & don't mean it.
If you're one of the 2% that does, copy and paste this into yaa profile
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Would put this on their page
Green Eyes:
People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships,honest and trust worthy, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the most beautiful, are fun and outgoing, love to make people laugh, random as hell. They long for the touch of another. They are very laid back. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards other people. LOVES to party. Tend to cover up true feelings, get scared over relationships.You will meet/stay with the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.
Blue Eyes:
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if you mess around with them, they'll knock you out. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.
Hazel Eyes:
People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are lovers, not fighters. But if you mess around, they'll knock you out. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart.
Brown Eyes:
Either sexy as hell or are adorable. BEAUTIFUL. honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Good in bed. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love.Is not the kind of person that you want to fuck with. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days
what color of shirt are you wearing?
red= loud
green= stupid
blue= gorgeous
white= beautiful
aqua= freaky
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
orange= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
nothing= sexy
what kind of pants are you wearing?
shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas=pimp
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict
what is your natural hair color?
auburn= with sexy eyes
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= that everyone loves to makeout with
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different
and i
Pick the month you were born on:
1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - ran naked with
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horible
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- killed
Pick the day you were born in:
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - my lover
14 - a lesbian
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of pants you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING bo










