Hey, So my name is Clay, if u dont know me, i'd probly rather u didnt talk to me...
Some People call me a Space Cowboy, Some call me a Gangster of Love, and Some People Call Me Buttnuts

My life is pretty simple,
I eat, sleep(not a lot), and drink(a fair bit).


I Cheer for the Detroit Red Wings and the Pittsburgh Steelers, and i have for years, so dont say fuck all.
Steelers - Defending Champs
8-8
Not This Year


Red Wings
Boooo Anaheim





My friends include most of my friends from high school, ya we still do the same shit we did back then. and the UofC Dino's Rugby team, they're pretty cool as well. As well as the Irish Team, The GREEN MACHINE



I have a short temper, but it comes in bursts, i vent quite well, and i've never actually been in a fight.



I fuckin love rugby, everything about.
I Play Irish, Dinos, U21 Mavericks, and an occasional appearance for the Communists


"Are U Fist-Fucking Me!??!"


I Was Told At Work Today That U Cannot Say U've Experienced Life Until U Take A Woman Pour Cooking Oil All Over Her Naked Body And Try To Tackle Her... Any Takers?




"well if he raped more girls then you and you only raped one girl that makes you both rapists. "
"ya but he's probly more likely to repeat"
"true, the point is I wouldn't trust you either with a little girl"

A Champion Among Men

Rugby
Drinking
My Friends
The Dinos, The Dinettes have some finer moments as well.
Video Games
When ur dancing with a girl, and she spins u. its hot.
Captain Cortez Adventures, Fuckin Insane
Her
Waking Up Next To Her
Ko Samet, Beach The Beach is Sweet.
Thailand in general was kool.
Ping Pong Shows

"Dear God women wat i did tonight was for king and country, u didnt think i enjoyed it did u?" - Bond is the man




"I Slept With Ur Dad."



My Role Model




Shaken Not Stirred

People Who think they are better than those who drink (it really pisses me off, cuz chances are im smarter than u anyways.)
People who get embarassed becuz of the people around them.
SCHOOL.
People who used to be kool, but they've changed
People who dont like it when i say cunt or whore, FACK OFF
People who take wat drunk people say seriously, if i say im impotent and ask if ur up for a challenge, its clearly a line, derrrr.
Sketchy People, in other words people who cant be relied upon.
Text Messaging, Fuck I Hate That
When Rugby Players Dont Come Out With The Team After A Game, Socialize Assholes
When people phone and Dont leave messages, I dont fuckin have caller ID assholes.
Being away from her for to long
When friends dont wanna get together
When people bring there cell phones to the gym, ur there to work out for fuck sakes.
when i have to ditch some friends

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